Friday, July 29, 2011

Eat Like a Pig and Smoke Like a Chimney! It's Your Constitutional Right!!

It's actually healthier to eat like a pig and smoke than not eat like a pig and smoke! So eat like a pig and smoke!


The FA movement is finally taking a page straight out of big tobacco's play book. Attempting to define obesity as a constitutional choice is clever and highly effective. The tobacco industry knows how to get the message out so it is comforting to see that the FA movement is finally taking a page form their play book. Then there is the clever public relations campaign lifted pretty much word for word from the big tobacco lobby: There is no clear defined link between obesity and poor health outcomes - There is no clear defined link between smoking and cancer. Obese people live longer better lives – Smokers live as long or longer than non-smokers. There is no link between obesity and infertility/erectile difficulties/sexual deficiencies - There is no link between smoking and infertility/erectile difficulties/sexual deficiencies. The list goes on and on.
EAT, smoke and tell any smoke phobic or fat phobic FUCK YOU! 

2 comments:

Aisle Blocker said...

OINK!

Lying is OK if it wins the argument. OINK.

Rotunda said...

OINK!