Saturday, July 30, 2011

The Travel Scoot at the NAAFA Convention.

If you are a fatling you know as well as I do walking sucks and sitting rules. The Travel Scoot changes all that.

Friday, July 29, 2011

Eat Like a Pig and Smoke Like a Chimney! It's Your Constitutional Right!!

It's actually healthier to eat like a pig and smoke than not eat like a pig and smoke! So eat like a pig and smoke!


The FA movement is finally taking a page straight out of big tobacco's play book. Attempting to define obesity as a constitutional choice is clever and highly effective. The tobacco industry knows how to get the message out so it is comforting to see that the FA movement is finally taking a page form their play book. Then there is the clever public relations campaign lifted pretty much word for word from the big tobacco lobby: There is no clear defined link between obesity and poor health outcomes - There is no clear defined link between smoking and cancer. Obese people live longer better lives – Smokers live as long or longer than non-smokers. There is no link between obesity and infertility/erectile difficulties/sexual deficiencies - There is no link between smoking and infertility/erectile difficulties/sexual deficiencies. The list goes on and on.
EAT, smoke and tell any smoke phobic or fat phobic FUCK YOU! 

Thursday, July 28, 2011

The New NAAFA (North American Association for Fat Asses)

Why We Created the New NAAFA

We know. People don't like the fact that we are highly critical of the movement we call the old fat acceptance. What is the old fat acceptance? In our opinion the old fat acceptance is the movement that began when Bill Fabrey the creator of NAAFA was forced out and replaced by a bunch of angry jealous far left man hating elitists. NAAFA under Bill's guidance meant National Association Aiding Fat Americans. Bill's vision for NAAFA was an all encompassing and inclusive one. If you were fat or a fat sympathizer you belonged. Since Bill's departure from NAAFA the letters N A A F A today mean National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance and under the current leadership the once great NAAFA of Bill Fabrey has become a joke. It was relevant when Bill was in charge but today it is a mere shadow of what it once was. It has failed miserably in its poorly defined mission. Today's NAAFA continues to lose members and funding. Today's NAAFA does not speak for fat people or their needs. Let's make a comparison.

Let's take the NAACP. The NAACP speaks for the concerns of the vast majority of Blacks. The NAACP remains relevant, focused and effective. It's mission is well defined and it's leadership is intelligent and thoughtful. NAAFA has poor leadership and it does not speak for the vast majority of fat people. NAAFA has become the ole girls club. NAAFA is wishy washy. NAAFA is bigoted towards men, especially fat men. NAAFA is to the fat acceptance movement what the Black Panthers were to the equal rights movement except that the Black Panther Party had a point and were marginally effective and most people would agree that in spite of their provocative and militant ways they did more good than harm. The same cannot be said for NAAFA.

Bigger Fatter Blog, The New NAAFA and the New Fat Acceptance is a logical scientifically based organization that would like to see the fat acceptance movement return to the vision of its founder Bill Fabrey. We seek to undo the damage that NAAFA and the rest of the loons in the fatosphere have done to the movement and to fat people. Everything has its pros and cons. Let's take a guy thing like cars. You can drive a Honda Civic. You will have a decent car but you will sacrifice comfort for good fuel economy some people are willing to do that where others are not. We don't judge people for what cars they choose to drive. Let's take the Cadillac Escalade. It is like a fatling in that is consumes fuel but it sure gets you from point A to point B in style and comfort. With its advantages comes a price that people who own Cadillac Escalades are willing to pay and they pay it at the pump and in higher insurance rates. Just like there are advantages and disadvantages to being fat, there are advantages and disadvantages to be skinny. Those of us in the New Fat Acceptance the New NAAFA will take the good with the bad. In my case I don't enjoy the pleasures of greedy gluttony. I tend to be a bit more epicurian about food whereas Fat Bastard is a greedy and hedonsitic glutton as are all fat people. Fat Bastard has made greedy gluttony and art form and Dr Gerald "Teddy" Bear of the Biggest Fattest Blog has made it a science. These are major advancements. Anyone knows how to get and stay fit but who really knows the finer points of gluttony and how to mitigate its often devastating consequences? The answer is simple, Fat Bastard and Teddy Bear know the finer points of greedy gluttony and unbridled food lust. I also put myself into that category because I am one of the few feeders who feeds with mono saturated fat and as I always say..."Fat fattens best."

Now let's speak to denial. Denial is what led to Fat Bastard's heart attacks and other health problems. He like many fatlings bought into the HAES lunacy and he blamed everything and everyone for his declining health. I too had been imbibing on the fat girl run NAAFA Kool Aid and as a result I pretended to believe what I knew was total bullshit. I knew that the fat acceptance propaganda being spread by these strident and angry fat girls was not helping fat people or the movement but instead it was and is harming the movement and fat folks. Fat Bastard and I could no longer be a part of this insanity. Deep down we both knew that Fat Bastard and all fat people are greedy gluttons. Being that we are men we knew that the human body could not defy the immutable laws of physics. We knew that gluttony and nothing else made people fat. We simply ended the charade.



Today with 76% of Americans fat or obese and only a tiny tiny fraction of a percentage of them being represented by the the current FA movement we knew something had to be done and that is why we launched this Bigger Fatter Blog and the New NAAFA. We were sick of the censorship in the fatsophere. We would read Paul McAleer's Big Fat Blog and howl with laughter and then be disgusted at the single mindedness and the toxic venom spewed by the jealous fat girls. Here's another example of what we mean. Let's take the Tea Bagger movement. Tea Baggers and fat feminists are really cut from the same clueless piece of cloth. They are ignorant and easily led. They are angry but the cannot really express what it is that is pissing them off so much so they create paper tigers, straw man arguments and other symbols to justify their discontent and the more they run their mouths and close their ears and minds the dumber and louder they get.

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Michael Karolchyk
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MeMe Roth

The opposition is not our enemy. Let's take the case of NAAO and it's founder MeMe Roth and Anti-Gym Founder Michael Karolchyk. They hate Mike and MeMe. We don't. We see them as loyal opposition. We would like to have a spirited debate with them but we would not resort to the vulgar name calling and sophomoric debating tactics that allow a woman like MeMe and a man like Karolchyk to trounce the angry fat NAAFA girls every time. When Fat Bastard and I watch MeMe debate one of the girls from the fatosphere we cringe because we know its going to be a blood bath. MeMe sits there in a calm, dignified and ladylike manner. We want to see her get knocked out of the ballpark but it never happens. MeMe slaughters them every time. Fat Bastard and I could more than hold our own against MeMe Roth because the first thing we would do is show her some respect. We would also freely admit that fat people are gluttons as we explained why gluttony is good. Also, we are not intimidated by the fact that MeMe is a hottie and Karolchyck has muscle. That's not entirely true. Fat Bastard stops shoveling in the chips and dip when MeMe is on the tube and keeps babbling, "She's hot She's hot. Don't you think she's hot" to which I say, "No Joy Nash is hot but she's an idiot. Now shut up so we can hear." As usual MeMe brings a gun to the knife fight and she wins hands down. It's like watching Mike Tyson get pounded. You used to like Iron Mike but after he became such an asshole you find yourself cheering for his opponent because you respect his opponent more than you do Iron Mike. Fat Bastard and I are lovers not fighters. We also know that hating MeMe Roth and attacking her personally only hurts fat people in the long run. It may feel good at first and the fat girls unleash their phony righteous indignation and blizzard of misinformation but in the minds of the people who matter (the smart and honest ones) MeMe wins by a mile.


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MeMe Roth Leaving the angry fat girls in her dust!


This sort of insanity and venomous attacks against  members of the loyal opposition only serves to make fat girls look more and more like the jealous, desperate and pathetic creatures they are.

As most of my readers know I, Proud FA, only pork fat girls and my blog partner Fat Bastard only bones skinny women as it is really tough for two fatlings to have intercourse. Fat Bastard and I both agree that MeMe Roth is not anorexic. In this photo she appears to have a BMI of around 21. So what she has no tits? We respect the fact that she accepts her body and did not opt for a silicone beef up. Maybe if the jealous fat girls would accept their bodies they way MeMe accepts hers they would understand what real fat acceptance is. MeMe looks damn good! When Fat Bastard saw this picture I had to feed him a waffle to sop up the drool. MeMe is like Ann Coulter in looks accept that MeMe is much more womanly looking and has normal hands and no Adams apple. That is because MeMe is a genetic female. From a Playboy Magazine standard MeMe has a smokin bod. She has an athletic build. She is not by any stretch of the imagination anorexic and knowing her workout schedule MeMe has to be eating like a horse. Sorry girls for alluding to the stubborn laws of physics. MeMe Roth simply does not eat to excess and she moves. So all you fat MeMe Roth haters either accept your sloth and greedy gluttony or get fit and lean like MeMe. Your jealous fat girl routine is old and ugly. It is just another reason so many gluttons think the fat acceptance movement is a joke.

Attacks on MeMe Roth and Michael Karolchyk and now First Lady Michelle Obama will do nothing to advance fat acceptance and gluttony acceptance. We are trying to further normalization of sloth, gluttony and obesity. Making nasty tea bagger like comments about Ms Roth, Mrs Obama or Mr Karolchyk only diminishes our righteous cause of sloth, gluttony and obesity promotions. My father used to tell me that every knock is a boost. You fat girls in your misguided zeal and jealousy continue to raise MeMe Roth and Karolchyk to even greater heights and you sink fat acceptance to newer low. Admit it girls, you hate women like MeMe as much as you swoon over guys like me and Michael Karolchyk. She's bright, classy, ladylike, and attractive physically as well as intellectually. MeMe, Mrs Obama and women like them are the kind of women men want to see and you fat girls want to be. The vary people crying for fat acceptance, you fat girls, are the ones who are least accepting of your own obesity, sloth, gluttony and blubbery bodies. You girls need to fish or cut bait. You either accept your gluttony and obesity or you don't so get off the fence and stop blaming MeMe Roth and other lean and pretty women for your inability to accept yourselves or lose weight an look and act like them.

Welcome to the New NAAFA. There are two qualifications to be a member of the New NAAFA you have to be a fat ass or you have to like fat asses. This being the case I can safely say that the New NAAAF has nearly 300 million members!