Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Not All Psycho Woman Are Fat

The following is from the site MidLife Bachelor. I, Fat Bastard, am all too familiar with psycho women. I know them and I know of them. It was psycho women who ruined the fat acceptance movement. This personality disordered histrionic professional victims blame men for everything. They think that men are wrong for not finding them physically attractive but a quick Google search will show that fat porn beats skinny porn by 100 to 1! The reason men are rejecting these fat girls is because they are psycho bitches from hell.

It's not just fat girls who are out of their minds. I, Fat Bastard hear it from men with wives of all shapes and sizes. Fat girls are worse only because their psycho nature works synergistically with their fatittude like a chain reaction nuclear explosion but make no mistake, normal sized women can be just as bad.




I have had a fair amount of comments and questions on the “psycho” type of woman (from the 14 Types of Women under Fundamental Truths about Women and Midlife Dating Today … the section entitled, Types of Women – Psycho).   Recently, a very intelligent and good-looking woman with a PhD wrote in – and explained that it is men’s behavior that often make women become psycho … and she asserted that it is unfair for me to unilaterally label certain women as being psycho without knowing the circumstances, or possibly looking inward (at the man) for the root cause of the woman’s psychotic behavior.   She makes a good point – and so this short article elaborates a bit on the topic of PSYCHO WOMEN.
I believe that there are two types of PSYCHO WOMEN:
  1. Psycho women who are psycho by default
  2. Psycho women who become psycho as a consequence of some situation or circumstance
Psycho Women who are "Psycho by Default"
The Psycho Women I wrote about under Types of Women – Psycho are really the ones that belong under category 1) above … which means they are psycho all on their own … without anyone’s influence or intervention.   Let’s review some quick examples from the Types of Women – Psycho section.   First of all – there was Mia … the hot car dealership customer service girl.  On my very first date with her, she sent her food back several times and made a big stink about how her meat was cooked … for no good reason … while my food got cold … and at a fairly cheap restaurant.   That was psycho in my mind – and she confirmed this psycho attribute a few dates later when she went off on me for bringing her ground sirloin, and then yelling at me when I tried to kiss her goodnight!   Trust me – there was nothing that I did in any of these instances that caused this woman to turn psycho … she was that way on her own … which is exactly why I wrote her off after that second psychotic episode.

Another good example is the wife of my buddy, Greg – her name is Tiffany.  Whenever she shops, if anyone working in the store does not treat her with the utmost respect and graciousness, then she will pitch a fit and make a big scene … as though the world owes her some kind of royal treatment.  My buddy, Greg, won’t even go shopping with her – because he says she is so volatile that he never knows when she is going to blow a gasket over the tiniest thing.  I’ve seen this woman in action myself, and she needs no one’s help in order to deliver a 100% psychotic episode!
Now there certainly are varying degrees of psychotic behavior – and really when I refer to “psycho women”, I am referring to those who display the extremes … women who suddenly go off on you for no reason, or with little warning or provocation.  These psycho women are usually fairly easy to spot … although sometimes they know they are psycho, and are able to mask or withhold their psychotic behavior for some period of time during the initial phases of a relationship.   The best thing you can do is to watch for bizarre behavior, and make the appropriate mental notes … because you may have to dismiss her if these episodes become anything more than infrequent.


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Sunday, June 10, 2012

Gluttony and Obesity Is Good For You

Obesity and Gluttony IS Good for Your Health.

While it is true that hyper gluttony and super obesity is not for everyone,

(I wish those crazy "womyn like that dog faced gremlin Kate Harding" in the old wrong fat acceptance movement could figure that one out.) but for the majority of fatlings it is actually good for their health. Anti-obesity crusaders like the uber hot MeMe Roth may point to things like obesity and sleep apnea and complain that these conditions are unhealthy. Left untreated they are unhealthy but when treated they are actually good for you.

Let's take diabesity aka type 2 diabetes for example. Even thinlings have fluctuations in their blood glucose levels but if those fatlings who are fortunate enough to have diabesity check their blood sugar levels and check them often as fellow fatling

Wilford Brimley cautions that we can actually have more stable blood sugar than healthy thinlings. Instead of relying on a temperamental pancreas all the resourceful fatling does is check and inject insulin. Using your free meter and lancets the diabetic can adjust his blood sugar to accommodate his preferred level of gluttony. Let's see a lowly pancreas do that! Hyper gluttons like Doctor Gerald "Teddy" Bear can tweak their insulin levels to make any feeding frenzy a most enjoyable experience. I addition to stress free gormandizing, eating more gives the body more essential nutrients.

Obesity related heart disease is another myth perpetrated by the anti obesity mob. As fatlings our hearts work much harder than the average thinling because our hearts need to pump oxygen rich blood to all of our extra tissues.

Gluttons are less likely to suffer from depression says British study. Fat people really are jolly! Look at Santa Claus that jolly old elf!

Gluttony is Good for You by Zoe Williams

Cliches only turn into cliches because they're true. Otherwise, they just become a weird thing that someone in a bank once said to you. So I'm assuming that this will cheer you up, because I'm assuming that, at precisely this time of year, you're probably quite fat. Or maybe just fat for you. No, no, don't go and change - you'll be fine going out looking like that ...

Scientists in Bristol have discovered that fat people are more cheerful than their thin peers. I thought this was just a revivification of the ancient (well ... maybe 25-year-old) wisdom that says you shouldn't go on a totally fat-free diet because your brain needs its fat surround to keep from crashing against your skull. That makes you depressed, apparently. But you don't have to be obese to maintain this fatty covering; you just have to not be anorexic. Read the rest of the story here

While the elite athlete and object of my fat boy lust like MeMe Roth may spend 30 minutes working her heart on a treadmill the heart of a fatling works that hard or harder 24/7.  Every moment is a work out for us.

Many of us have C-PAP machines. For those of you who don't know, A C-PAP machine helps us fatlings breath when we are sleeping so that we don't die in our sleep from sleep apnea which most of us have and we get a more restful sleep because our lungs don't have to works so hard.

The fat haters like to bring up mobility issues. Thinlings and fat haters have the mobility issues. I, Fat Bastard would like to challenge MeMe Roth to a race. She can run and beat the hell out of her joints while I will cruise is my Jazzy Power chair. I will leave MeMe in the dust but I, Fat Bastard would be happy to let her ride sitting on my lap (your chariot awaits my lady) and maybe then she will have a better appreciation of how much better it is to be fat and gluttons than lean and spartan-like.

Eat my dust MeMe while I ride in comfort and eat Cheetos and dip.!