Sunday, July 1, 2012

BBW Defined


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Some people have a strange idea what a BBW is. What a BBW was 30 years ago and what one is now has changed dramatically. If a fat guy is able to pork a woman then she is NOT I repeat NOT a BBW.

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Crocodile Dundee explaining to his squeeze and a thug what a knife is. 
Mick he has a knife! That's not a knife, this is a knife. Let's turn this into a teaching moment. I, Fat Bastard will be presenting some BBW, Plumpers, Chubs, SSBBW's Pork Beast and Land Whales as a way to clear up the misconception as to what a BBW really is.
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This is a Chub. If a fat guy can pork it it's a Chub. If its tits stick out as far as its gut it's a Chub.
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This is a plumper. If she is still porkable by most fat guys and has a waist and minimal ham arms it's a plumper
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This is a BBW. Most fat guys would have a tough time porking her. There are probably chronic yeast infections and yeasty fat folds
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This is a pork beast. Only the most dedicated fat admirer could get with this. Pork beasts become gender ambiguous. Their tits often resemble man boobs and many of the are diesel and bull dykes. Be afraid! Be very afraid! These pork beasts cause more buried penis syndrome than a grade 5 panniculus  aka meat skirt.
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This is a atypical pork beast or a fat drag queen. Notice the beginning of a split pannus aka meat skirt.
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This is an SSBBW. The distinction between SSBBW and landwhale has always been a subject for heated debate. Landwhale often travel in pods and see skinny guys and buffets as their krill.

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This one could go either way. Some experts may describe this as a landwhale pup
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These are landwhales. The are in a pod and they are either saying "We're number one" Landwhales can be very confident or they are saying their combined weigh is 1 ton or they want one more box of Twinkies.
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I hope this clear things up.

Now for some more images.

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Landwhales foraging.
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SSBBW getting liquored up and ready for her fat admirer

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Landwhale? BBW? SSBBW? Or in transition?
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