Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Gluttony Denial Is Fat Phobia Replace It With Glutton Pride


The old fat acceptance avoids the laws of physics as it pertains to weight like the plague. As leader of the New American Fat Acceptance Movement (NAFAM) and NAAFA I have had the pleasure of knowing some of the greatest feeder and feedee is the entire fatosphere. These guys are the greatest weight gain bariatric nutritionists in the known universe. They know to the calorie how much feed is required to attain and maintain any given weight. They know that fat fattens best.

We fatlings are gluttons and if we are proud of our fat then we should be proud of gluttonous behavior that made us fat. If I have said it once I have said it 1000 times GLUTTONY IS GOOD! It saddens me to see all the jealous lean hating fat girls denying their glorious gluttony. They need to show some glutton pride!

When the old NAAFA denounced feederism yet retained its close relationship with the heroic Conrad Blickenstorfer and his obesity promoting Dimensions Magazine it was a huge black eye for the fat acceptance movement. Thankfully, feederism, the cornerstone of fat acceptance, is on the rise while the old angry fat girl fat acceptance is on the decline. Glutton pride and fat pride are also on the rise. Be as proud of your gluttony as you are as proud of your fatnes

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Republicans Are Christian Hypocrites: Cut Your Throat Chris Christie

Look at this big fat hypocrite oinking away. Either stop enjoying food so much or slit your own throat. Chris Christie is a big fat greedy glutton and normally we would like that but he's also a Christian and Christians are not supposed to be gluttons. Clearly Chris Christie is a glutton. Look and that fat fuck oink for job killer Romney.

Here is a brief interview with Chris Christie conducted by the Chef.

Chef: What do your think about the fact that Romney won't fess up about his taxes?


Chef: While Governor, Mitt Romney outsourced jobs to India. What are you thoughts on that?

Christie: OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK!! We have some great Indian restaurants here in Jersey.

Chef: What do you think of Romney's flip flop on Roe v Wade?

Christie: OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK!! I really don't give a shit cause I'm too fat to fuck

Chef: Would you like to be in Romney's cabinet?

Christie: Yes and in his pantry, refrigerator, freezer, cookie jar and lunch box. Are we done? Let's eat! OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK!!

Sunday, August 26, 2012

A Letter From Sandra Fluke

Rush Limbaugh gives fat men a bad name, Todd Akin is a deranged Christer and Romney is a Mormon douche bag and Paul (Ayn Rand) Ryan sucks Hitler's dick. Rush the drugster Limbaugh called Sandra a slut and a hooker and Romney went along with it.   Limbaugh hates real woman and as we know he prefers children for sex.

Limbaugh like a lot of fat guys beats of to porn but most fat guys respect women. Limbaugh likes to rape little girls but grown women scare him so he rapes them verbally.

I don't know if Sandra Fluke is a slut or not and neither does Limbaugh. The world knows she's not a hooker or a porn actress but Rush is only able to have sex with hookers and children. Rush Limbaugh is a pedophile and pedophile should be castrated or killed.

I would like to cut off his balls and dick and shove them down his lying throat. Therefore I am publishing her letter to me Fat Bastard

Dear Fat Bastard,

In a recent statement that was both factually inaccurate and horribly offensive, Republican Missouri Senate candidate Rep. Todd Akin said that victims of "legitimate rape" don't get pregnant because "the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down."

Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan tried to distance themselves from the remark -- but the fact is they're in lockstep with Akin on the major women's health issues of our time. Just this morning, the Republican Party voted to include the "Human Life Amendment" in their platform, calling for a constitutional ban on abortions nationwide, even for rape victims. Several Romney supporters and advisers stood silently by while this vote took place, and the Los Angeles Times reports that the platform "was written at the direction of Romney's campaign."

President Obama spoke out in response to Akin's comments: "What I think these comments do underscore is why we shouldn't have a bunch of politicians, a majority of whom are men, making health care decisions on behalf of women."

This controversy is not an accident, or a mistake, or an isolated incident. It's a reflection of a Republican Party whose policies are dangerous for women.

There is a clear choice for women in this election: Stand with President Obama.

I entered this national debate on women's rights in February, when, as a Georgetown Law student, I testified before members of Congress on the issue of contraception.

Without knowing me or my story, Rush Limbaugh called me a "slut" and a "prostitute" on his radio show.

Many Americans stepped forward to tell me they agreed with me, and supported my right to speak out without being verbally attacked. President Obama stood with us.

Mitt Romney, on the other hand? He didn't even condemn the remark, instead saying only: "It's not the language I would have used."

Since that moment, I'm even more resolved to continue the fight to make sure every single woman -- and every man who cares about the women in his life -- knows exactly what's at stake in this election. The Republicans are frighteningly clear on these issues.

The party platform itself includes a "salute" to states that have pushed "informed consent" laws, such as those that force women seeking an abortion to first undergo an invasive and medically unnecessary ultrasound.

Just last year, Paul Ryan joined Todd Akin and more than 200 other Republicans in co-sponsoring legislation that would have narrowed the definition of rape, limiting which victims of rape were "legitimate" enough to receive financial assistance for access to abortion care.

Mitt Romney famously says he would "get rid of" Planned Parenthood if he had the chance. And both Romney and Ryan pledge to go back to a system where insurance companies can discriminate against women and charge us more than men for the same health insurance.

Akin's comments shouldn't be surprising. But this isn't about him -- just like it was never about me.

President Obama has told us what he's fighting for: "I want women to control their own health choices, just like I want my daughters to have the same opportunities as your sons."

Republicans, led by Romney and Ryan, have made it clear that they want to make our decisions for us.

President Obama trusts us to make our own.

It's as simple as that. Join me and stand with him today:


Sandra Fluke

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Fat Girl Problems

One reason for why I, Fat Bastard started the New American Fat Acceptance Movement aka NAFAM is because fat girls have problems.... big problems. The following article was written by the Chef but first a little bit about the Chef at my request.
The Chef

The Chef loves the ladies and the ladies love the Chef.

The Chef is a big man with a big appetite and he ain't makin no apologies for it.

The Chef likes his ladies like he likes his steaks; hot thick and pink in the middle but the Chef ain't got no wood for them SSBBW's God bless em.

The Chef has been know to partake of fine wine and a little bit of the sticky green for medicinal purposes only. The Chef's a bit gouty in the leg.

Fat Girl Problems by the Chef

Fat girls are always fussin and fightin about something and oft times it's their weight. When they ain't beatin up on some skinny girl they be beatin up on themselves or each other. They be fighin over food, men and who's the least fat.

Lot's of times they got them yeast infections and that makes bitchy. They get rejected and they is forever tryin to steal each others man.
My good friend Fat Bastard asked me The Chef to look into and pontificate on fat girl problems. The Chef is one fat man who has made sweet love or otherwise porked many fat girls. Like Fat Bastard, the Chef was a bit confused by the fat female and after great study the Chef, while not understandin the the reason for all the fussin and fightin of the BBW has found a simple solution to the fat girl problems and here it is. KEEP FUCKED AND KEEP EM FED. But it ain't that simple. Most fat girls today are unacceptin of their blubber so they be goin on diets so keepin them fed ain't all that easy and when they's hungry they be bitchy and who wants to fuck an onery fat girl?
Fat Bastard directed the Chef to the internet's greatest resource for dealin with FAT GIRL PROBLEMS
Here are some examples of fat girl problems and how these trouble fat girls can identify solve these problems.

The Chef don't know who created this but The Chef and Fat Bastard want to nominate this person for a Pulitzer prize.

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Plumper, BBW, SSBBW, Landwhlale and Pork Beast Defined

That's Not A Knife. This is Knife. That's Not a BBW. This Is a BBW.
Sexy SSBBW with meat skirt guzzling milkshake
Some people have a strange idea what a BBW is. What a BBW was 30 years ago and what one is now has changed dramatically. If a fat guy is able to pork a woman then she is NOT I repeat NOT a BBW.
Crocodile Dundee explaining to his squeeze and a thug what a knife is.
Mick he has a knife! That's not a knife, this is a knife. Let's turn this into a teaching moment. I, Fat Bastard will be presenting some BBW, Plumpers, Chubs, SSBBW's Pork Beast and Land Whales as a way to clear up the misconception as to what a BBW really is.

This is a Chub. If a fat guy can pork it it's a Chub. If its tits stick out as far as its gut it's a Chub

This is a plumper. Fuckable but nothing to brag about.

This is a BBW. Most fat guys would have a tough time porking her. There are probably chronic yeast infections and yeasty fat folds
This is a pork beast. Only the most dedicated fat admirer could get with this. Pork beasts become gender ambiguous. Their tits often resemble moobs aka man boobs and many of them are diesel and bull dykes. Be afraid! Be very afraid! These pork beasts cause more buried penis syndrome than a grade 5 panniculus  aka meat skirt.
This is an atypical pork beast or a fat drag queen. Notice the beginning of a split pannus aka meat skirt.
This is an SSBBW. The distinction between SSBBW and landwhale has always been a subject for heated debate. Landwhales travel in pods and see skinny guys and buffets as their krill.
These are landwhales. The are in a pod and they are either saying "We're number one" Landwhales can be very confident or they are saying their combined weigh is 1 ton or they want one more box of Twinkies.

Land Whale: noun: A glutton that is so fat that she is unable reach back to wipe her ass or perform other basic hygiene. Members of NAAFA, Big Fat Blog and other fat acceptance organizations.

Used in a sentence: You had better get to the buffet before that land whale does.

Those Wal-Mart scooters must be built like tanks because they can handle some really big land whales.

I hope this clear things up.

Now for some more images

Fat admirer or a fraternity guys out hoggin or both?

BBW getting liquored up.

Landwhale proving the effectiveness of HAES and demonstrating fat and fit.
SSBBW with fully functioning double lobed meat skirt.
Landwhale? BBW? SSBBW? Or in transition?

Feeder with SSBBW land whale feedee

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

A BBW First Lady?
Would Obama hit a fat Michelle?

Will we ever have a BBW first lady? So far we have not had one.
Could we have an SSBBW?
Ann Romney's Ass
Would this BBW make a good first lady?

Saturday, August 11, 2012

Fat Kids Are Cute: Glutton Pride!

Ok I get what the fat haters are saying. Sure Wally and the Beaver will live longer and have less health problems but it's not the quantity of life that matters it's the quality and when they these kids die they will have had 1000 times the gastronomic pleasures in their short lives than Wally and the Beaver will have in 10 lifetimes.  One more example that GLUTTONY IS GOOD!

Glutton pride!

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Aretha Franklin Weight Loss Sellout?

Fat and fabulous Aretha Franklin! Chain Chain Chain of fools? Are fat female singers selling out?

From Fat and Flabulous to Anorexic and Awful

The the queen of soul has lost over 100 pounds. Without her tonal throat blubber does the queen of soul still have the pipes to wail out her soulful tones since she whaled out of her roll full tons.

Aretha is one of many stout singers who has slimmed down. Carney Wilson and Kelly Osbourne have also lost weight.

Plump and pretty Ugly and emaciated

Luckily Carnie the carnivore Wilson's fattitude will overcome any form of weight loss surgery. They could remove her entire digestive system and she's still figure out a way to be fat and gluttonous.
Thank the Belly Gods for plumpers like Ann Wilson, KD Lang, Wynona Judd, Beth Ditto who greedily pack on the pounds in a symphony of fabulous food lust.
Rotund Rug Muncher KD Lang
Fat Ann and Anorexic Nancy Wilson

Another weight loss sellout is Jann Arden. Jan was once skinny and then she decided to blimp out and her fans mostly jealous man hating fat girls and manly rug munching lesbos loved it but after talking to Marie Osmond who is so fucking hot and rational has been duped by the weight loss industry; Marie put some Mormon voodoo on Jan and even deprogramming by big fat NAAFA lesbians and force feedings could not stop her from losing weight.

Jann now terrified by real food; will now only eat whole grains, fruits, vegetables, lean meats, fish and lean dairy. 

Arden now, an emaciated bag of bones!

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