Folks, I Fat Bastard am shocked and dismayed. The greatest fat glutton and pontiff for fatlings everywhere is losing weight. This is no joke! The Fat Acceptance philosopher king Big Fat Reverend Burn is hell bent on losing weight. This is worse than the assassination of JFK, RFK and MLK combined. Big Fat RRRRRRRRRReverend has already lost massive amounts of weight and his giant man titties are shrinking.
Say it ain't so? It's so.
I blame the Twinkie shortage. Reverend Burn went so far as to audition for the Biggest Loser this is how bad it has gotten.
I will assign our best reporters on this so stay tuned for updates.
The fatosphere is in mourning.