Friday, December 14, 2012

Kate Harding Dead?

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Old Fat Girls Never Die They Just Smell That Way

After the demise of NAAFA the Fatosphere exploded into a chaotic flabbalache of angry fat girls and their fat acceptance blogs. The most famous and the angriest belonged to Kate Harding of Shapely Prose. When cornered with logic or reality Kate would angrily oink the term douche canoe at her detractors whereas those of us in the new Man Friendly Fat Acceptance Movement would just oink. Some saw it as brilliant and others found Kate an embarrasment.

In 2010  fat acceptances' philosopher queen Kate Harding vanished like a fart in the wind only to leave the fatosphere more splintered and even more chaotic. It seems that Kate has paddled her douche canoe into unknown waters leaving another vacuum in the already vacuous and leaderless old fat acceptance movement.

Rumors continue to swirl. Is it true that Kate went on a diet and is not the dreaded and much maligned size 4 that she was famous in condemning? Is she now merely a butter face? Sid she go the Carnie Wilson route and have weight loss surgery.

Like so many fat girls Kate was unable to admit that you can't have obesity without gluttony. If fat girls like Kate Harding were truly fat accepting then they would be gluttony accepting.

Kate's defection to the other side... 


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Lean and Elegant Me Me Roth


Unwilling to accept and embrace gluttony Kate has joined forces with her arch nemesis Me Me Roth. Is Kate now working with the Queen of Lean? Are the rumors true? Has Kate's fat girl jealousy finally made her run to Fatopolis and seek out Me Me as her mother confessor?

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Let's be honest, Me Me is one of those women that men want to see and fat girls want to be. She's everything a fat girl is never going to be and while the strident and sputtering Kate Harding continued to rail against the so called fat hating society signs of her defection were emerging.

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Here is Kate using every fashion and photographic technique in the book trying to look lean and svelte. FAIL! If Kate were really happy with her size she would be wearing polka dots and be much much fatter. Kate is clearly a dieter.

Our internet reporter and fat feminist Rotunda Hindenburg believes that Kate Harding has been booted from the fatosphere for not being fat enough. She believes that jealous fat girls forced Kate out by black mailing her. Rumors suggest that she was seen with Jenny Craig. She has also been seen eating salads and buying SlimFast.

Who will step up and fill the void? Who has the sweep of a Kate Harding? Who else has the verbiage and language skills to slay the fat haters by calling them douche canoes?

Fatty McFatty Fat Fat Fats! aka Marion Kirby from the Rotund opined.


"One of the things that bothered me during the Nightline taping was that I got referred to as the leader of the fat acceptance movement. I planned to address it but then MeMe Roth started talking and, well, you know.
So I’m addressing it here, after a week or so of thinking about it. Here’s what I think:
FA doesn’t really have a central leadership body. There’s NAAFA, but NAAFA doesn’t work for everyone, you know? And they do some great work and I’m proud to know the members that I know but….
It isn’t a body to which I look for leadership.
There’s a bunch of us bloggers. But we’re, as much as I love the internet and the powerful community that we build here, still such a new force in the history of FA.
So who are our leaders?
You are."


Got something to say and want to contact Ms Kirby? Contact me Marion Kirby. All hate mail, particularly fat-phobic rants, is subject to mocking.



Ms Kirby is wrong. Every movement needs a central leadership, direction and the right mission statement and the FA movement is no exception. Big Fat Blog is twisting in the wind and NAAFA has been a dismal failure. NAAFA was doing fine until it lost the leadership and vision of founder Bill Fabrey. The movement then degraded into a gluttony denying lean woman hating man hating farce. It remains that way to this day as malingering malcontents, mostly toxic fat girls, oink their foolish sophistries that make all fat people look like liars and idiots.


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If the fat girls ever want the Fat Acceptance movement to enjoy an ounce of credibility they need to realize that gluttony is good and that they are gluttons. They need to waddle back to sites like Conrad Blickenstorfer's venerable DIMENSIONS MAGAZINE and successful upstarts like Fantasy Feeder and eat eat eat eat eat eat eat.

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Advice From A Fat Friendly Doctor

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?

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A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

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A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass a leafy green vegetable. And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

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A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
 
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
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A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
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A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
 
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A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! .... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?

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A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
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A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

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A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?

A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
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Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. And remember: 'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Chopper Live



Paul Junior
Paul Senior Team Senior: Innovative and  probably the best performing bike
Jesse James Jessie's cluster fuck cycle. Lay off the weed Jessie and get that ego in check.


Let's be honest Paul Jr had the best bike but Paul Sr's bike bike was a close 2nd and if it had been the winner I would not have bitched. The worst piece of shit was Jessie James' bike. The chopper the Fast and Loud Guys built was lame. Let's tell it like it is, the Teutuls kicked ass. As great and exciting as the show was it was not fat friendly. There was not one fat freindly motor cycle among the bunch.

Official voting results: 

1 – Team Junior (58%)
2 – Team Fast N’ Loud (20%)
3 – Team Jesse (13%)
4 – Team Senior  (9%)

My call:

1 – Team Junior the clear winner
2 -  Team Senior 
3 – Team Fast N’ Loud
4 – Team Jesse 


At least Lynyrd Skynyrd was the band and while the Sweet Home Alabama is lame Johnny Van Zant the lead singer is a fatling. I was disappointed that Mikey Teutul was not there. He reminds me of a young Fat Bastard... He's fat and wise beyond his years. I think that what was missing was more fat people and a fat freindly bike.  Earth to Chopper Live: Fat people ride motorcycles!  Many news sites like MRN Space Dot Com are reporting on it. Here are some examples.






We start with this big bad boy in blue. Look at him, he's just dripping fat. He both disgusts and intrigues me at the same time. Look at his suspenders. Why do you have those? You know you don't really need them. You just like to tease. I'll name him "Chester McFattiepants."




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Next we have this magnificent son-of-a-bitch. He's just chilin' riding around the in the valley, picking up every sweet skank you can find. And who could blame him? Wouldn't you if you were this much of a sex machine? I know what you're thinking ... where can you buy such a awesome belt? It's actually not a belt, it's the equator. ba da ching I'll name him "Larry Fatintire."




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- Now look at this rough rider. Our first FGOB (Fat Guy On Bike) to have a proper sized bike. Which sort of makes me sad. It's like he has no appreciation of what looks silly. I don't care for him. I'll call him "Adolf McFatFat."





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- Say hello ladies to this succulent sack of hunk. He's just going for a stroll on his totally baller-ass bicycle. He can't afford a motorcycle, or a bra. Who wins in that situation? That's right, all of us! Every day long he goes all Lance Armstrong on his neighborhood then breastfeeds African babies Salma Hayek style. He's a prince among men, a new hero for our time. I'll name him "Fats McTittievile."




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- Oh sweet jeebus tap-dancing Chris Brown, look at this mound of muffin man and his attractive Llama. It's the helmet that keeps him so aerodynamic. But it's the shorts that get him so much play. Awesome outfit ... check. Basket on bike ... check. Llama ... check. Someday we'll build monuments to this glorious bastard. I'll name him "Sir. Stanely McFatelot."




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- You like it when a guy goes off road, right ladies? You know what I mean. Then you'll love this next bundle of bad-ass. Just try and watch the road when you see this exquisite specimen flying by you at 120 miles per hour. Just try. You wont be able to, because seeing this playboy take his crotch-rocket on some sweet jumps, is more awe-inspiring than bald eagles, the moon landing, and Carson Daly devouring a baby combined! I'll name him and his backpack "Flashy McFatfatfatfat."




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- Finally we have this joker. Hey dum-dum, that's not a bike. What's the point? I just plain don't care for you sir. And now when my house fire has to be put out, it's gonna smell like ass. I will name you nothing. You don't deserve a name.




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Here some more random big belly bikers

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOve over Robbie Kenevel let's see you do what mortorcycle daredevil Fatty Baluca is doing here. You lack the weight, courage and girth to handle a cycle and do tricks that can only be done by skinny kids on trick bikes.





BBB does not mean Better Business Bureau. Belly Belly Bob on his sexy Suzuki. His belly and boob ballast help keep the front wheel on the road.

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Marty Moonsem gives drivers a real treat displaying his ample ass crack.This massive meat cyclist motors down a highway of ham in a half moon kinda way. Normally when a fat guy moons it's a quick pressed ham against a passenger side window. This tub of gluttonous goo is the Hellmans Angels of mooning

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Ass, Gas or Grass Nobody Rides for Free! Butterina Bowlingball uses her heavenly hogger heft to create a hail of sparks.  A hog should be riding a Harley Hog but seeing on a crotch rocket is a nice juxtaposition.

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Mac Meaterson don't need no stinking helmet. His meat face and bulbous belly is all the protection he needs.

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Study Proves: Fat Girls ARE Sluts!

More Proof: Fat Girls ARE Sluts!

I may add more to this article after I talk to The Dean of Feederism AKA Proud FA and Coach Gains. As you know Coach Gains and our own Proud FA have porked herds of fat sluts. Here are some excerpts from a CBS News article.
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Study: Obese Women Have Less Sex, More Babies

Obese Women Have Four Times as Many Unplanned Pregnancies, Men 10 Times More Likely to Get Disease From Them!

(CBS/AP)  Obese women are having less sex and more unwanted pregnancies, according to a study released today.

Sounds like a contradiction, but French researchers in the British Medical Journal explain that obese women - those with a body mass index greater than 30 - report having fewer sexual partners and less sex in general, but were less inclined to seek out contraception or talk to their doctors about reproductive health. Editorial comment by Bigger Fatter Blog:
(That is because fat girls want to trap a man. For all you fat admirers out their, when in doubt pull out or just let them blow you.)

The study found obese women were less likely to use oral contraception, and more likely to rely on less effective birth control methods, such as withdrawal. Not surprisingly, the obese women surveyed had four times as many unplanned pregnancies.
Editorial comment by Bigger Fatter Blog: (Again, when in doubt, PULL OUT!)

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Dr. Sandy Goldbeck-Wood, a specialist in psychosexual medicine at a London sexual health clinic, said physicians must talk to obese women about birth control. "Doctors need to get over their own embarrassment and ask the difficult questions," she said.


Goldbeck-Wood was not involved in the study but wrote an accompanying editorial in the British Medical Journal.


Researchers found that obese men didn't do well either. During five years of the study, they were 10 times more likely to catch a sexually transmitted disease from an obese woman than their thinner counterparts and more than twice as likely to have problems with erectile dysfunction with an obese woman.
Editorial comment by Bigger Fatter Blog: (Again, go for a blow job!)

Super Size Seductress won't let this fat admirer up until he sires a pup!http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dr0827pkWQQ/TA8mr1JLqdI/AAAAAAAAALY/qsXHYrewFxw/s1600/fat+sex.jpg

Nasty NAAFA nymphos gang rape another Fat admirer!http://i.somethingawful.com/u/abraham/alod/April/alod_fatchickssmallplaces1.gif 

 WARNING! If a fat girl is on top you won't be able to pull out! Be CAREFUL!

 

 

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Fat girls give the best head because they are always hungry!

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To get their results, experts interviewed nearly 10,000 French men and women aged 18 to 69 about their sexual experiences and analyzed the results based on their Body Mass Index (BMI). Editorial comment by Bigger Fatter Blog: (We all know the French are a bunch of sluts but they invented the blow job.)

 People with a BMI of 18-24 are considered to have a healthy weight. Those with a BMI of 25 or above are considered overweight, and people with a BMI of 30 or more are classified as obese. 

Editorial comment from Proud FA: Fat girls are like the fast food of sex, the are cheap, and easily attainable. The reason they have less sex than normal women is due to several factors. The first is one of numbers. Most men are not fat admirers and most guys who would pork fat girls are also fat and we all know the difficulties fat guys have porking fat girls. 

The second reason is a bit more complex. A lot of men marry a chubby girl and during the courting and honeymoon phase she stays plump but once she is sure of herself and has a couple of kids she will blimp out. That also explains why fat girls have less sex.

You may be wondering why fat girls are 10 times more likely to have an STD. Fat Bastard explained that one. "It's because they are sluts. Not only are they food sluts, they are sluts for sex too. Fat admirers need to take the good with the bad."

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Put a helmet on that soldier! Proud FA warns! Not only will using a condom protect you from getting an STD, condoms also prevent pregnancies.  Trapping a man by getting knocked up is the oldest trick in the book. As our readers know, my days of porking fat girls is over. While it maybe that most men like sluts there comes a time when we all must grow up. Like most men I want kids and I want those kids to have every advantage. Growing in the yeasty maw of a fat girl and having a waddling obese mama simply is something I don't want for my kids and that is one reason I am with my fiance Thinnette. I no longer pork fat sluts.

Editorial comment by Fat Bastard: Thank Belly God for all the FREE internet porn. We fat boys appreciate it and when you go an unfiltered google image search with words like Fat, SSBBW, BBW, Plumper, ect.. all you get is really slutty looking pictures of fat girls. When you use terms like skinny, slender, pro ana, ect.. you find almost nothing pornographic. Fat girls are the sluttiest by far!

Saturday, December 8, 2012

Gastric Bypass Death Rate

More on the Actual Gastric Bypass Death Rate


Death Rates and Causes of Death after Bariatric Surgery for Pennsylvania Residents 1994-2004. Bennet I. Omalu et. al. Arch Surg. 2007;142(10):923-928.

Typically when a surgeon tells you the mortality rate for a surgery, he tells you only the percentage of those who died within 30 days of the surgery. This study looked both at the actual deaths within 30 days after surgery and in the death rate in the years after the surgery.


As the study reports, in the 16,683 people who had weight loss surgery in Pennsylvania between 1994 and 2004, .9% died within 30 days of the surgery. That translated into 150 people.


But wait. That statistic was taken from the group as a whole. When the population is broken out by age, a much scarier statistic emerges: In the age group 55-64 1.53% were dead within 30 days, or 15 out of 1000 who had the surgery. And for the age group of those 65 and older, 3.1% died within 30 days, or 3 out of every hundred.


But that was just in the first 30 days after surgery. The study looked at time since surgery, and with each passing year the number of dead grew greater.


By one year after surgery, 2.1% of the group had died. (Twenty-one out of every thousand.) By two years, 2.9%. Then things got worse. Three years after they had had the surgery, 3.7% were dead. By four years, 4.8% and by five years, 6.4%.


The authors of this study remark that they did not follow up on the results of subsequent surgeries. But other studies have found that many people who have weight loss surgery require one or more follow up surgeries in the years that follow the initial surgery. It is likely that each subsequent surgery raises the risk of further complications and death.


Another chilling statistic emerged from the analysis of this data. In a population of the same size of the same demographic make up, the expected number of suicides would be 2. However, in this group, there were 16 suicides and an additional 14 drug overdose deaths. Most of these occurred at least one year after the surgery. The authors of the study speculate that many of the drug overdoses were probably suicides too, and flag this as a serious problem that requires more study.


What was missing in this study was one important piece of information: the weight loss achieved by the people who died. The authors assume that the high death rate is due to health conditions contracted while obese or due to weight regain. But this is only speculation. They did not review any statistics about the size of the people at death, which would have been difficult to do since only about 1/3 of these victims were autopsied.


But based on stories I have heard and cases like Mrs. Yamin's it may be premature to assume that the deaths were caused by obesity. Mrs. Yamin weighed 100 lbs at her death. Instead deaths may have been caused by long term malnutrition--i.e. starvation. Though the most common cause of death listed on death certificates after a year was cardiovascular (i.e. heart attacks) that is what kills a lot of people with anorexia and starvation. When the body is no longer absorbing nutrients the electrolytes can become dangerously unbalanced and that causes heart attack. Without independent autopsies, it is very hard to know what really happened.


Doctors don't like autopsies, because a patient who didn't have an autopsy is a patient whose family is going to have a much tougher time suing for malpractice. So if a heart stops beating, well, write it down as cardiovascular death, and since the person was once fat, who is going to challenge it?


But folks, please take these statistics seriously. And please note that the things that killed people within the first 30 days were NOT necessarily caused by obesity. Among the biggest killers were pulmonary embolism (20.7% of all early deaths)and sepsis (i.e. infection that spread through the body causing organ shut down). Sepsis killed 11.3% of those who died in the first 30 days. One out of four died of vaguely specified "therapeutic complications" which is a catchall term entered on the death certificate that included things like sepsis, bleeding, ruptured surgical wounds, etc.


One last word. Many people erroneously believe that before a doctor can perform a specific kind of surgery, that surgery must undergo the same kind of safety testing and approval process that drugs get. This is not true. Surgeons can perform any surgery they want, as long as they are licensed surgeons.


There is only one limitation on what kind of surgeries are performed: whether or not insurance companies will pay for them. Most insurers won't pay for operations that have a poor safety record--once they have enough data to know that the operation isn't safe.


But weight loss surgery is usually NOT paid for by insurers. Like plastic surgery, it is a surgery that patients pay for out of their own funds. This is one reason surgeons promote it so strongly. There are no forms for them to to fill out, no limit on what they can charge, and most importantly, no evaluating the patient's suitability for the surgery by pesky insurance review boards. All the doctor has to do is sell the patient on the operation, and the fun can begin.


So don't let yourself become a victim of a surgeon who has found a dandy way to make himself a multi-millionaire. And don't trust that the doctor who stands to make $25,000 for a few hours of work has your welfare in mind when he assures you that a surgery is no more dangerous than crossing the street. Remember, surgeons rarely track the outcome of their surgeries beyond six weeks. But as the Pennsylvania study suggests weight loss surgery keeps on killing for years after the initial surgery.

Thursday, December 6, 2012

Advanced Gaining for Gainers and Feeders

Advanced Gaining for Gainers and Feeders
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Here's some real insider information for those of you who want to gain huge amounts of weight. Watch what really fat people do and then do it or watch what skinny people do and don't do it. This will begin to make more sense as this article unfolds.

So you want to gain weight and kick your gluttony into high gear. The first thing you need to know are the basics of weight gain and weight loss. In spite of what the crazy girls in the old FA movement say and inspite of what the diet industry charlatans want you to believe it really is pretty much calories in vs calories out. Gaining requires creating a calorie surplus. Creating a calorie surplus can only be achieved if you take in more calories than your body can burn. Being that many of you who are reading this are feeders this article will focus on gaining for fat girls so the numbers in the article will apply mostly to females.

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Let's focus on metabolism. Let's start with a sedentary 5'5" female 25 years of age with a BMI (Body Mass Index) of 20. Her body weight is a paltry 120 pounds. For her to maintain 120 pounds she needs to take in 1700 calories per day. If she exercises, her caloric requirement will be higher. Yes I know that his is getting a bit technical but here's a picture of a sexy BBW.


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This hefty hottie appears to be in the 240 pound range. For this tubby tasty tart to maintain her weight she needs to take in a meager 3400 calories each day.

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These two large lovelies are in the 480+ pound range. They need to eat a minimum of 6800 calories per day to maintain their real woman look and size.

You aren't going to keep these two hot and horny heavy hunnies at their weight by taking them to Subway. It would take 14 feet and 6 inches of Subway sandwiches simply to maintain the body weight of just one of these two heavenly humongus hoggers. That is over 29 six inch subs like the kind Subway's Jerrod ate.

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Jerrod the http://www.soleiluniforms.co.uk/images/Subway_Logo.jpg Guy

Are you getting the point? First off even these two gorgeous ginormous gluttons would be hard pressed to devour 14 feet six inches of submarine sandwich and you would have to take out a second mortgage to afford 29 subs per day.

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It's a fact, it would take 29 of these bad boys to equal the 6800 calories a 480+ pound BBW requires to maintain her massive mounds of marvelous fat. It would cost you wallet busting 87 dollars a day to feed your fatling if you fed her Subway 6 grams of fat or less subs. The other problem are all the damn veggies. They simply take up space in the stomach and some veggies like lettuce, spinach and peppers are calorie negative. That means it requires more calories to digest than what will get into the body and be stored as fat. Kinda self defeating huh?


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All of the above makes the Proud FA dean of feederism truism "Fat Fattens Best" even truer. One measly stick of butter contains 780 calories It would take 3.5 subway subs or 21 inches of submarine sandwich to equal one stick of butter. The cost per calorie is far cheaper if you go with butter. Look what all that butter has done for Paula Deen the Butter Queen and her fat boy husband.

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The Butter Queen knows that fat fattens best and she also knows that fatlings love butter.

Veggies require a lot of chewing. You'll wear your teeth out! By the time your gainer eats one Subway sub she can easily devour 4 sticks of butter which is a whopping 3120 calories that will slide right down her pretty gullet. Once again, proof positive that fat fattens best! Dr Atkins should have been a feeder and not a weight loss guru. In fact we salute Dr Atkins for making people fatter than ever before. His "diet" is the perfect prescription for gaining.

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FAT FATTENS BEST!


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"I prescribe FAT!" Proclaimed low carb guru Dr Atkins aka in new fat acceptance circles as Dr FATkins. Fatkins didn't know much but he understood what gluttons love and that is the savory taste of fat. He also know that a gram of carbs contains 4 calories but a gram of fat contains 9 calories. WOW! He may have known, although he was a greedy charlatan and dumb fuck like most MDs that carb deprivation causes two things that will cause weight gain.

1. Carb deprivation causes intense hunger.

2. Low carb diets cause muscle loss and that slows the basal metabolic rate.

How do these to factors benefit that gainer? I think that is quite obvious. Hungry people eat more than one who are sated. A slower metabolic rate require less feeding. It won't be much slower but every savings of calories helps to fatten.

The Dos and Don'ts of Gaining

Do hang around with other fat people. They are a great support group. They also know where the best food deals are.

Don't hang around with slender people. They avoid eating fattening foods.

Do wear loose fitting clothes to avoid that "full feeling" after you eat.

Don't eat too much fiber but you will need some. Constipation can kill your appetite. You always feel hungry after you've dropped a duke.

Do watch the Food Network. Seeing food makes you hungry.

Don't eat at a dining room or kitchen table. Eat in front of the TV. Mindful eating is what people like MeMe Roth do. You want your eating to be as involuntary as your breathing when you are on your CPAP machine.

Don't move too much. Even if you feel you can walk don't! walking burns calories. Use your scooter or power chair!

Don't take the stairs even if you can. If the Belly God had intended fat people to use the stairs he would not have invented the elevator.

Do visit this site the-biggest-fattest-blog.blogspot.com/ This is "Dr" Gerald "Teddy" Bear's blog. Teddy Bear is the most scientific gainer/feeder there is. When it comes to efficient and easy gaining "Dr" Bear is the authority.

Do understand your diabetes. Diabetes can be a gainer's best friend. A little extra insulin will make you eat more. Eating is good!

Do Choose easy to chew foods! Slow food allow your brain to catch up with your hunger. You want to stuff yourself before you feel hungry so eat fast.

Do avoid complex carbohydrates. Food like oatmeal, pasta and whole wheat are slow to digest. Eat candy, pies, cookies, and ice cream. They will cause a spike and then a fall in your blood sugar so you will eat more.

Do substitute half and half or heavy cream for milk and add chocolate syrup.

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The low carb food pyramid is good but there is too much meat. It will fatten but the amount of protein will damage your kidneys. Simply revere the fat for the meat.


Motivation is important. If you are not fat and you are a woman you are not a real woman. Think of this as reverse anorexia. If you are a bulimic you need to say this 10 times before each meal. TWO FOUR SIX EIGHT... I do not regurgitate. Another motivating positive affirmation is, I am fat! I am mean! I am mean! I don't want no Lean Cuisine! Vegetables are what food eats!


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The question you ladies need to ask yourselves is, do you want to look like the salad eating stick girl on the top or do you want to look like the real food eating real woman like the one on the bottom? Only a dog wants a bone!

Skinny is unAmerican. What do you want to be.....

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Euro trash or American SSBBW class? You decide.




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Built for comfort not for speed! Sexy BBW conserving energy!



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Built for speed not comfort. Skinny Danica Patrick

GOD
BLESS AMERICAN GREED AND GLUTTONY!

Who wants a stick girl like Danica Patrick when you can have a real woman with curves like this womanly Wal-Mart wench?


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Praise the Belly God! EAT!