Pannus? Panny? Panniculus? Pannicula?
|Toss that meat skirt on a grill!|
A hefty hunny with a hunny of a hanging pannus!
JOLLY OLD PANICULUS sung to tune of Jolly Old St Nicholas
Jolly old Panniculus send your musk my way
You so disgust shallow men you could turn them gay
You hang down o'er genitals and down past my knees
You flip and flop when I walk and create a breeze
I am fat but it's not my fault so why all the fuss?
If you loved me you'd accept me, my panny and the puss.
Help to my power chair. Take me for a ride.
I'm proud of my panny and that's why I won't hide.
My Panny it protects me from every sling and arrow
That is why I have it ride in a wheel barrow.
Oh I love my Panny it is something I adore
If I keep eating pretty soon my panny will hit the floor.
Panny you are more than just an average jelly belly
You look like a well cured ham you'd find at a deli.
You're my extra body part a blanket for my knees
And in the summertime you create a breeze.
A triple meat pannus on a stick!
I wrote the above song to celebrate the myriad of body shapes. I will leave the scientific stuff to our friend, and somatype expert and social commentator, artist, philosopher, gainer, bariatric nutritionist and fat studies professor "Dr" Gerald "Teddy" Bear. This song is for all the fat people that the NAAFA style fat acceptance rejects. Back in the days when I was porking fat girls, I figured the fatter the better. Sadly NAAFA never saw it that way. They kept up their fat and fit propaganda.
Gluttony is a choice and true fat acceptance will acknowledge that reality and encourage gaining, feederism and power eating while at the same time respecting a fatling's choice to go on a weight loss diet. NAAFA has been on a slippery slope due to its hypocrisy. While we at Bigger Fatter Blog are against most forms of weight loss surgery we would not shun anyone who was dumb enough to pay some greedy doctor to butcher them. People get conned sometimes. It goes with being human but the biggest con job was when NAAFA went from the National Association Aiding Fat Americans to the National Association Advancing Fat Acceptance. They turned founder Bill Fabrey's dream into a nightmare of an organization.
Fat people already accept being fat because if they didn't they would all look like me and my fiance Thinnette. Fat people are accepted and they are not looking for acceptance. They are looking for accommodation. If NAAFA would return to its roots and AID fat people instead of exploiting them and turning them into victims the FA movement would have taken hold but after 40 years it has fizzled and now it twists in the wind. The few NAAFans left are like the tea baggers. They are rebels with out a cause or a clue.
Editor's note: BFB has a disgruntled reader claiming we stole an image of her from a blog she claims to own. She has refused to provide us a link to her blog and has since claimed that the blog no longer exists. We found the image in question at this site. Click here Dee or the person claiming to be Dee is lying.
This we think is the image disputed image.
This image was also found here
ATT: BFB and NAAFA READERS: We Need your help!
After further investigation we strongly suspect that Dee and actually super sized model and fat porn actress Deidra Babe. She is the same Deidra Babe who threatened Mexican comedian and teenager Miguel Royo with legal action for using her picture. We cannot tell if Dee and Deidra Babe are indeed the same person but we would like your opinion. So here are some pix of Diedra Babe. As our many readers know, fatlings often morph into indistinguishable shapes so unless we can enhance these pictures and do a pupil scan and comparative analysis all we can go on is your expert opinions.
Are Dee and porn model Diedra Babe the same person? We may have to ask the foremost expert on fat body types "Dr" Gerald "Teddy" Bear to ascertain if Dee and Deidra are indeed the same person
The Plaintiff: Deidra Babe, the unstoppable beast.
Deidra babe wants to be a super-size model, pleading "there needs to be a balance represented so that the world can be a better place to live for people of all sizes of large!" And Dee also claimed to be in he entertainment industry only Dee claims to be a singer.
With different lighting and hairstyles it a tough call.
Diedra Babe Dee Dillard the same person? You tell us.
In the above images the eyes and eyebrows appear to be IDENTICAL! Both are small chested for fat women. Both have pannys although one of the pannies is being supported with an undergarment of unknown strength. Both have ham arms and small lips. Coach Gains is a forensics expert and perhaps if he sees his he can offer an expert opinion along with "Dr" Bear's.
I think the similarities are uncanny so I think Dee and Diedra are the same person.
Click here for a gallery of gorgeous girl gainers,