Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Stop Picking on Donna Simpson!

Stop Picking on Donna Simpson!

Dear fatlings and admirers, the following  article appeared on a fat phobic site. Donna Simpson is a gainer girl with an admirable 1000 pound goal and now the the fat haters with their fat hate bingo are persecuting this fabulously fat feisty food slut.

This is the sort of fat hatred that really pisses me, Fat Bastard off.

I will leave commentary for now up to the readers of Bigger Fatter Blog and NAAFA. While I could opine on the medical and bariatric nutritional issues I will leave that up to our resident experts, "Dr" Gerald Teddy Bear of the Biggest Fattest Blog, CG Brady, Rev BLA, Pig, Rotunda, Hindenberd, Coach Gains and Belly Boy. I will comment of other aspects of this assault on Ms Simpson. My comments will be in red. The artcle is in brown because it's a lot of shit!

Meet Donna Simpson. She's going to cost you a lot.

Simpson, of Old Bridge, N.J., is 42 years old, has two kids and a boyfriend, and she weighs 602 pounds That's right ... 602 pounds.

She's on a diet, of course, because she has a goal in mind:

She wants to weigh 1,000 pounds. (GOOD FOR HER!)
That's right ... 1,000 pounds. It's a nice, extra-round figure — almost as big as what her unhealthy choices will ultimately cost taxpayers. (SO FUCKING WHAT!)
Slideshow: Woman Wants to Be 'World's Fattest'

Simpson claims she is normal and healthy, and she has a right to eat what she wants and weigh what she wants.

“I love eating and people love watching me eat,” she says. “It makes people happy, and I’m not harming anyone.” (THAT'S RIGHT!)

But she needs to use a motor scooter when she goes grocery shopping, because she can't walk more than 20 feet. The human body, after all, is not designed to scarf down 12,000 calories a day in the quest to weigh half a ton.

That's what scooters are for dumb ass!

Simpson is definitely harming someone — herself, says Dr. Carla Wolper, a registered dietitian and research faculty member at the New York Obesity Research Center at St. Luke’s-Roosevelt Hospital in New York.

And you, the taxpayer, could wind up paying for it.

“We don’t know her medical history, but one of the most dangerous health issues she faces is an increased risk of sudden death from having a heart attack due to electrical problems in the heart,” Wolper said.

Other possible causes of death for Simpson include stroke, immobility, breathing problems, congestive heart failure, diabetes, and inflammation of heart tissue. Each year, nearly 300,000 Americans die from heart failure.

We all have to die from something dumb fuck!

Simpson, experts say, is putting herself at risk for all these medical conditions, and those conditions have a hefty price tag.

“The baseline cost for someone like to go to the emergency room is $993 for one visit,” Daniel Emmer, public relations manager of Horizon Blue Cross Blue Shield, the largest health insurance provider in New Jersey, told

Simpson’s main source of income to support herself financially is by appearing on a Web site where men pay to watch videos of her gorging on food and showing off her hundreds of pounds of extra bulge in a bikini.

But it's anyone's guess whether her revenue from Web videos will cover the cost of her inevitable health risks.

“Someone with diabetes costs $11,744 more per year to provide health care, which is twice as much as the average person,” Emmer said.

SO WHAT! Fat people and our medical maladies are fueling the struggling medical economy. Doctors need the extra money! These medical money gluttons should be as rich as we fatlings are fat!

It is unclear what type of insurance Simpson has, if any. But there is no question that whatever her health care position is, it could come at a high cost.

“Obesity causes a minimum $1,429 increase, or 42 percent in medical costs,” Emmer said. “Research shows lifestyle choices and behaviors drive 87.5 percent of the cost for health care claims.”

This guy sounds like that skinny runt Obama. Again what would are already starving doctors do if it were not for us fatlings driving the economy?

“When people are very, very overweight, they are at an increased risk for a condition called prolonged QT syndorme,” Wolper told

Prolonged QT syndrome is a heart rhythm disorder that can potentially cause fast, chaotic heartbeats, the Mayo Clinic says on its Web site. In some cases, the heart may beat erratically for so long that it can cause sudden death.

"Another problem this woman faces is related to the circulatory system,” Wolper said. “When people are that big, circulation is often impaired in the legs. This can cause blood to pool in the legs leading to formation of blood clots. This leaves morbidly obese people at an increased risk for a pulmonary embolism.”

A pulmonary embolism occurs when one or more arteries in the lungs become blocked. In most cases, pulmonary embolism is caused by blood clots that travel to your lungs from another part of your body — most commonly, your legs, according to the Mayo Clinic. One of the major risk factors is excess weight, which increases the risk of blood clots, especially in women who smoke or have high blood pressure.

“The work of the heart is tremendously increased when someone is that big because there’s so much more blood in the body,” Wolper said. “When this happens, the heart has to pump against the pressure of all that fat that is pressing against the blood vessels, and as a result the heart enlarges, and not in a good way.”

As Simpson’s appetite increases, so will the cost of health care for the severe medical conditions that she is likely to have — conditions that are preventable by healthier lifestyle choices. Whereas her $750-a-week grocery bill is merely gastronomical, her hospital bills will be astronomical — and the taxpayers of New Jersey may well have to pay her tab.

Big fucking deal! Her quest should not only be government subsidized but so should all worthy fatlings!

Meanwhile, in her effort to boldly go where no woman has gone before, Simpson says she tries to stay sedentary, so she burns as few calories as necessary.

She consumes five times more than the recommended daily calories for a woman her age.

“My favorite food is sushi. But unlike others I can sit and eat 70 big pieces of sushi in one go,” she told the Daily Mail.

Ms Simpson is helping the fishing industry and the Japanese restaurant industry!

“I do love cakes and sweet things, doughnuts are my favorite.”

The current record for fattest woman is held by a woman also from New Jersey, who weighed an unbelievable 1,800 pounds when she died in 2008. She was 49 years old.

Simpson is proud of the Guinness World Record she holds now for the world’s fattest mother, and her boyfriend is proud of her too.


Philippe, 49, supports her thousand-pound goal, even if that is nearly seven times his own weight of 150 pounds.

“I think he’d like it if I was bigger,” Simpson said. “He’s a real belly man, and completely supports me.”

Philippe is a dedicated fat admirer!

Someday, the experts say, we all may support her.

I know I certainly support her!

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