spite of the myriad of maladies brought on by our gluttony we
stridently forge ahead in pursuit of our porcine pleasures. That is
admirable. People like Paul Ryan and his mentor Ayn Rand would be evious and proud
of our vigilance and adherence to the fat gluttonous lifestyle that we
We are better than them!
Instead of coming complaining that your fat spouse, boss, or that pig and the buffet is a
big fat selfish glutton you should be admiring them for being a
big fat selfish glutton and putting his or her pleasure before
everything else. That is classic Randian philosophy.
Today there is huge disparity between the haves and have-nots.
On average corporate CEOs make 475 times more in salary alone than the
average worker. Randian philosophy or objectivism will tell you that
that is the moral right thing to do and so would following that greedy
gluttony and lust in us all because that is the proper way for one to conduct his
or her life.
Obesity and gluttony is more than just a tide that you cannot
stop. This is like an avalanche or should I say a flabbalanche that
continues to pick up momentum.
My philosophy, Gluttonous Objectivism, holds that:
Reality exists as an objective absolute—facts are facts, independent of man’s feelings, wishes, hopes or fears. (In
other words accept the fact that most people are gluttons and food is YUMMY. It is what it
is and if this gluttonous society acquiesced to the wishes of the fat haters we would
Reason (the faculty which identifies and integrates the
material provided by man’s senses) is man’s only means of perceiving
reality, his only source of knowledge, his only guide to action, and his
basic means of survival. (In other words there is no denying the power of a Hardee's thick burger, shake and fries. Forget this mumbo jumbo about a higher purpose or spiritual growth or planes consciousness but instead at like the animal that you are.)
Man—every man—is an end in himself, not the means to the
ends of others. He must exist for his own sake, neither sacrificing
himself to others nor sacrificing others to himself. The pursuit of his
own rational self-interest and of his own happiness is the highest moral
purpose of his life. (I think this one is rather self-explanatory.
Simply stated it means to put yourself and your wants, needs and desires
ahead of everything else. That is simply what you as a fat greedy glutton should be doing.
There is no mystery here. Your FATTNESS is right and they are wrong. In
the most simple terms this is called hoorah for me and screw you.)
The ideal political-economic-consuming system is laissez-faire gluttonism. It
is a system where men deal with one another, not as victims and
executioners, nor as masters and slaves, but as wait staff and diners,
by free, voluntary exchange to mutual benefit. It is a system where no
man may obtain any values from others by resorting to calorie counts,
and no man may initiate the use of physical force against others. The
government acts only as a policeman that protects man’s food rights; it uses
calorie restriction only in retaliation and only against those who
initiate its use, such as criminals or foreign invaders. In a system of full gluttonism, there
should be (but, historically, has not yet been) a complete separation
of state and economics, in the same way and for the same reasons as the
separation of state and church. (In other words, we want transfats brought back so that Krispy Kreme donuts are as good as the used to be.)
Most people are familiar with the so-called seven deadly sins and the so-called heavenly virtues. Laissez-faire glutton and objectivism or Randian philosophy shows the folly of this belief.
LUST The killjoys define lust as an insatiable need for sex or things of a pleasurable nature such as masturbation or viewing pornography. If it wasn't for masturbation and pornography most of his fat guys never have an orgasm. Lust is a good thing.
GLUTTONY is defined as eating to excess. There is no such thing as eating to excess. If it takes 2000 cal to be satisfied or 20,000 cal to be satisfied there is nothing wrong with either. Like greed gluttony is good.
GREED Greed is defined by the haters as a need for material possessions and wealth. If this need is not meant to greedy person will go on to hoarding, theft, and obtaining material possessions by means of trickery, violence, deception or manipulation. What is wrong with that? That is exactly what our system of capitalism/gluttonism does. Do you think Mitt Romney any other way? Glutton capitalists or glutton gluttonists are making a killing by hoarding their wealth, and tricking other greedy people out of any wealth they may have. This is the very essence of Randian philosophy. This is social Darwinism at its finest!
ENVY is another much-maligned trait. Keeping up with the Joneses and having more than the next guy is what made this country great. When you go to the buffet and you see people piling their plates high you should pile your plate even higher. The fact that buffets should be unlimited goes to the morality of laissez-faire gluttony. We don't need people like Mimi Roth and food cops telling us what we can or cannot eat. Envy is a powerful and motivating force for more gluttony and gluttony is good.
The so called Heavenly Virtues
Chastity is one of the worst of the heavenly virtues. It's a good way to get blue balls. Blue balls will make you very grumpy. How can that be a good thing?
Temperance means restraint so other words for the glutton that means that eating the entire box of candy. Temperance is a constant mindfulness of others and one surrounding practicing self-control and abstention. That is so against anything Ayn Rand ever taught and it is so anti-obesity and gluttony that it is extremely immoral.
Charity is defined as benevolent giving. Let's see how this applies to major what if fish are benevolent and did not really go after forage? We would never have any big fish. Once again Ayn Rand is right. Anything that is anti-glutton is immoral. Once again this proves that gluttony is good.
Diligence is defined as a form of zeal describes it careful nature in one's actions ethics and steadfastness. That to me sounds like some sort of obsessive-compulsive disorder. Diligence is the opposite of sloth and sloth is chilling out everybody needs to chill and eat at same time.
Patience is rather self-explanatory but help patient you going to be when you're waiting for your meal with restaurants busy. They go to sit there like a lamb or are you going to act with the tape that you are in demand the full service that you paid for. If diners were not demanding and aggressive about their food coming in on time restaurants would be slow and do far less business with should be bad for the economy. It's the aggressive and pushy fish they gets the food.
Humility is the opposite of pride as we all know pride is a good thing. I am proud of my fart, my appetite, my gluttony and the fact that I wear a XXXXLarge shirt. The haters will tell you that humility is not thinking less of yourself but thinking of yourself less often. If you think of yourself less often than you are thinking of yourself less and therefore thinking less of yourself… Sheesh! The whole point of fat acceptance is to promote fat pride. BBWs and SSBBW's are the most prideful beings on the planet. Unfortunately many fat man fall short in this area just as many of us fall short in our penis length.
There is one more heavenly virtue but I'm too lazy to write about and I consider that lack of diligence and that employment of my sloth to be a good example of laissez-faire gluttonism. Given the fact that 75% of Americans are fat or obese only goes to show that Americans are embracing greed, gluttony, pride, sloth, wrath, envy and lust.
Let's use this as inspiration for bringing her obesity and gluttony to the next level. So we will return to the Latin so that the meaning of these words will be clear.
Praepropere – eating too soon (JUST DO IT!)
Laute – eating too expensively (JUST DO IT IF SOMEONE ELSE IS PAYING)
Nimis – eating too much (ALWAYS EAT TOO MUCH!)
Ardenter – eating too eagerly (TRY NOT EATING EAGERLY AT THE CHEF'S. HIS FOOD CAN MAKE A ANOREXIC DROOL)
Studiose – eating too daintily (NO WAY)
Forente – eating wildly (EAT!)