Sunday, April 28, 2013

How to Get Revenge on a Stick Boy

In most cases lean guys can be a fat boy's best friend, I know because my best friend is Proud FA who maintains a body fat percentage of 6%. Occaisionally a fat skinny guy crosses the line and needs to be dealt with. Normally we fat guys do things like sit on them or make them sniff our armpits but those crazy guys at Jackass came up with what could be the perfect way of dealing with skinny guys who cross the line.

This could also be a cost effective way of dealing with convicted criminals.  Instead of housing them in espensive prisons make them sniff the farts of fat guys. The fart mask is a simple device that is a much greater deterrent than 3 hots and a cot.

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