Many of the so-called comorbid features of obesity are actually lessens in disguise. Diabetic amputations will assure us a free premium power chair. Joint replacements also assure us a power chair for when they inevitably fail and it also gives us access to really good drugs.
One of the best things about having sleep apnea is getting that wonderful CPAP machine. They are so cool, the fashionable fat man ends up looking like a cyborg from Star Trek that cool looking mask and the nose hose.
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C PAP supplies are free for most fatties.
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