Tuesday, April 30, 2013

The Wisdom of Belly Boy

Fat men are wise. Buddah was fat and wise and so is Dr Gerald "Teddy" Bear. Another wise fat guy is Belly Boy. His jelly belly philosophy can best be described as "Boomshakalakian modernistic hip hop Buddhist waddle."

BELLY BOY said...

THE BIGGER FATTER BLOGGER
That's me.

Yeah, I've been through some tough times. I've been kicked, beaten, spat on, stabbed, and shot with BB guns because of my lifestyle. And I'm just talking orientation. I'm oriented towards being fat.

I've had doctors tell me that I was going to die in a few months. I've had them demand that I get liposuction, and even weight loss surgery, which is irreversible and causes fatalities in a significant number of Americans every year. I even had former friends suggest that I get HIV so that I would lose weight that way.

That's right, there are Americans out there who are SO anti-fat prejudiced that they actually think that getting the HIV would be better than being fat.

Is this where our society has degenerated to?
Are we no longer at all compassionate about others with different lifestyle choices? What ever happened to freedom of expression? There needs to be a Fat Rights Amendment that would institute Freedom of Food.

http://d2om8tvz4lgco4.cloudfront.net/archive/x711930348/g244000000000000000bbcb80f90ac08ceecb628342ee0fbfd63b6bb41a.jpg

This would mean that everyone would be allowed to eat whatever they want, whenever they want, as long as they don't steal it etc. It means that students at school are now allowed to eat pizzas at lunch, even several thousands of calories worth, and guzzle sodas laden with glorious high fructose corn syrup, which everyone knows is a natural and healthy product.
http://drpinna.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/FAT-MAN-DRINKING-SODA.jpg

Drinking soda is like drinking concentrated corn. Corn is a plant, and a vegetable or a fruit, so it's healthy. Therefore, drinking soda is healthy. Furthermore, an ice cream float contains both soda and vanilla ice cream, which contains dairy products, and is therefore healthy. So a root beer float is a healthy, balanced part of anyone's diet. Yet we angrily attack fat people just for being healthy sized.

This has got to stop!

Stop the hate!
Before it's too late!
Clean your plate!
Stop the hate!
Don't berate!
Just tolerate!
Eat your food!
And DROP THE ATTITUDE! 

Adopt the FATTITUDE!!
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ypldpoYH1uA/TLfdY8PFGJI/AAAAAAAAAFo/oorXaGs1XyU/s1600/eating.jpg

GO FAT!
GO EAT!
GO DAIRY!
GO MEAT!
GO VEGGIES!
GO FRIES!
GO FRUIT!
GO PIES!
YAY FOOD!

OINK OINK OINK!

LET'S HEAR IT FOR FOOD. LET'S ALL TODAY COME TOGETHER AND ANNOUNCE THAT WE WILL END FAT DISCRIMINATION FOREVER! LET'S MAKE TOMORROW BELLY BOY DAY. LET'S MAKE TOMORROW BETTER THAN YESTERDAY. YOU AND ME CAN DO IT TOGETHER.

BELLY BOY DAY.

CELEBRATE, TOLERATE, EAT.

BELLY BOY, GOUT 



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