This is for all you fatlings who got suckered in by the Animal Planet's fake documentary Mermaids. On Bigger Fatter Politics I explained how this mermaid hoax was really a scam within a scam. I exlpianed that human are once again preparing to go back into the water and that is why we are getting fat. I posted the Captain Beefheart classic Grow Fins.
Since the Captain was a Captain he knew about the sea and his psychic intuition foretells this future event in human evolution. In the song Captain Beefheart makes some strange sounds but to the trained ear it is whale song that only whales and a few marine biologists understand.