Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Grow Fins

This is for all you fatlings who got suckered in by the Animal Planet's fake documentary Mermaids. On Bigger Fatter Politics I explained how this mermaid hoax was really a scam within a scam. I exlpianed that human are once again preparing to go back into the water and that is why we are getting fat. I posted the Captain Beefheart classic Grow Fins.

Since the Captain was a Captain he knew about the sea and his psychic intuition foretells this future event in human evolution. In the song Captain Beefheart makes some strange sounds but to the trained ear it is whale song that only whales and a few marine biologists understand.

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Obese NHL Goalies

This guy that you see and not is much smaller than the big fat lummox extracted from the house. As you can clearly see the guys shooting the puck don't have much not to shoot it.
About the only sport the really fat guy can compete in his poker. Unfortunately her on a lot of sports in which really really fat people can excel. With the help of our good friend belly boy who will be petitioning the international Olympic Committee to include fat friendly sports like pie eating, fart lighting, competitive sweating and blood pressure competitions.

I was watching an old Jerry Springer show on YouTube between commercials during the Stanley Cup playoffs and I had a Eureka moment. In the Springer episode they were removing a super super super morbidly obese man from his house and they had to take out an entire wall in order to accomplish it. It was glorious and awesome. The rescuers had to take out over 6 feet the wall in order to extract this man from his house. When the commercials ended I stopped the you tube video and continued to watch San Jose battle LA. LA was beating the San Jose Sharks two goals to none. (final score Kings 2 Sharks 0) Even with skinny goalies scoring a goal in the NHL very difficult but not impossible even with the skinny goalie in net. Then it dawned on me what a great job a goalie would be for this big fat glorious hunk of throbbing grizzle. By the time they put pads on this supersized lummox the entire goal would be completely obliterated by his giant mass. This guy makes Michael Hebranko look like Twiggy. Just standing there he would cover 85% of the net if you lay down on his side he would cover more than 95% of the net. This guy would get to do with fat guys to best. He gets lay around in a nice cool place. This guy's so big that his team would not even need a defenseman.

It's been said by many sportscasters that offense puts fans in the seats but defense wins championships. True words were never spoken. If you can't score a can't win. Let me put it another way. Picture a basketball team where every player is is big as Shaquille O'Neil and the opposing team was comprised of 3 foot tall midgets. What you think the score would be? To think that the midgets would even score one basket is delusional. This is what it would be like if an NHL team recruited a super morbidly obese goaltender. Nobody could score!

In the above video they use a a puny 500 pound sumo wrestler and he fails miserably but a 1000 pounder would cover 90% of the net. A 1500 pounder would cover the whole net and then some.

There is no way anyone could get the puck by this guy. If he was convinced that the puck was a Moonpie he'd devour it! This guy would not just block out the net, he'd block out the sun!

Saturday, May 18, 2013

Team Fat Bastard Looking for New Members

Team Fat Bastard is seeking motivated team members to promote greedy gluttony and take full control of the fatsophere. Except for Bigger Fatter Blog, Teddy Bear's Biggest Fattest blog and Bigger Fatter Politics there are no other blogs in the fatosphere that speak for the vast majority of fatlings. While we have a following and readership that dwarfs all the angry fat girl blogs combined we need cyber warriors who will take the fight to all the crazy fat girl sites with truth and logic and a glutton's pride.


We Fatties Are The Silent Majority

If one were to define fat acceptance by the definition set out in Bigger Fatter Blog's and the new NAAFA's  mission statement and by our philosophy one has to reach the conclusion that most Americans are indeed fat acceptors. The only difference between us and them is that because we are organized and we are active obesity and gluttony promoters and they are apologetic obesity and gluttony promoters. On occasion a fatling will back slide and go on a diet but we know that never lasts all that long and soon they are back in the fat fold like a raging yeast infection. We got a bit nervous with CG Brady's weight loss method but it will never reach the masses. We fatlings and our obesity is a massive economic force. There is no way the powers that be will slim us down or shut us down. The only way that will happen is if we have some of sort of "come to Jesus moment" and and reject our hedonism and greedy gluttony for some silly altruistic selfless holier than thou paradigm. Like that is ever going to happen. The fact is, the fattest people on earth are fundamentalist holy rolling evangelical Christians.
Godly Gormandizer Rev Jerry Falwell
The late Jerry Falwell was a prime pork example of the power of the belly God. It would appear that our belly God trumped even Dr Falwell's punitive god of suffering and pain. Clearly Jerry Falwell ignored this Biblical proclamation PROVERBS 23:21 for drunkards and gluttons become poor, and drowsiness clothes them in rags. Obviously Falwell's greedy gluttony did not make him a pauper. Falwell was a millionaire. Meat faced messiah Jerry Falwell also ignored the following Biblical verses as well. Proverbs 23:2-3 And put a knife to thy throat, if thou be a man given to appetite. Be not desirous of his dainties: for they are deceitful meat. Philippians 3:19 Whose end is destruction, whose God is their belly, and whose glory is in their shame, who mind earthly things. Perhaps the fact that Jesus was a skinny runt caused the fundamentalist Falwell to rethink the Biblical admonitions regarding gluttony found in the scripture. Not only did the Reverend Falwell reject the biblical admonitions regarding gluttony so have most major Christian denominations with the exception of the Seventh Day Adventists who follow strict dietary laws.

It certainly would appear that our belly god has spanked that nasty Christian god but good. Unbridled food lust is spreading like wild fire. Bigger Fatter Blog is proud to announce that a whopping seventy three percent of Americans are either fat or obese and that number is growing. USA! USA!! USA!!!

Stop drooling Proud FA! Fatlings paying homage to the Belly God.
Gluttony and food lust has no political boundaries. Not only are right wingnuts fat so are left wingnuts. The Belly God in truly non partisan.
Michael Moore stuffing his meat face with meat.

When it comes to worship of the Belly God, far left nut job Michael Moore would put his differences aside with far right fat boy Rush Limbaugh.

Defacto leader of the GOP Rush Limbaugh.

If you were to put on a good feed Rush Limbaugh and Michael Moore would happily put the differences aside as they'd make short work of a buffet. The political polarization within the fat acceptance movement is indeed a sad thing but the far left man hating feminazi nut jobs like Kate Harding represent a very loud and very ineffective and very small subculture within the fat acceptance movement. The majority of fat acceptors see the feminist take over of the fat acceptance movement as no real threat to them. We at Bigger Fatter Blog don't see it as a threat per se but a the same time we don't want anyone to believe that most fat people think they way they do. The fact is, most fat people are men. We men are the majority of fat people.

We have an agenda and the fat feminists have an agenda. Our agenda is the continued promotion, celebration and normalization of obesity and gluttony. Their agenda is to bitch and whine and blame. Our message is fat and glutton positive whereas their message is negative and ultimately self-defeating.

We don't wear the victim badge. http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/476471/2/Angry_Lady.jpg This is not us nor is this the the face of the overwhelming majority of fat people. Fat people are well adjusted and happy. Studies have proven that time and time again. Fat people are friendly, positive and content. In Shakespeare's Julius Caesar Caesar proclaims: "Let me have men about me that are fat, Sleek-headed men and such as sleep a-nights. Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look, He thinks too much; such men are dangerous." We all know what happened to Caesar and the Roman Empire because of a small group of agitators and angry zealots like Kate Harding.


Food makes us gluttonous fatlings happy and we eat a lot and we eat often so it stands to reason we are happy most of the time. The growing obesity bloom is cause for celebration so the way to celebrate is to ramp up our eating even more. Obesity in this country is like a tide. It is unstoppable. This glorious flabbalanche is moving like a rocket powered freight train on steroids. It cannot be contained or even slowed. Enjoy the ride. PIG OUT!


Be proud of your piggish proportions and your gluttonous ways. Take a page from Marylin Wann's book Fatso. Your greedy gluttony and gormandizing is great and glorious. Guilt free gluttony is the final step in true fat liberation. We are the majority! The majority rules! The war is over. We have won! Now it is time to enjoy the spoils of our victory. EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT you big fat WINNER!
Embrace the FAT! Bon Appetite!

Friday, May 17, 2013

A Fat Face Is A Thing Of Beauty

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Fat Ass Bitches by Tommy Sotomayor

Once again my Nigga Tommy Sotomayor proves that fat guys are cool and fat girls need to STFU and lose weight.

For those of you who are not familiar with Tommy Sotomayor, he can best be described as a cross between Chris Rock and the late George Carlin with a good amount of Will Rogers thrown in. Tommy tells it like it is when it comes to histrionic fat ass bitches.

In our opinion we think Tommy is a bit too tough on fat Black hos and not tough enough on fat white hos but his fact based social commentary rarely misses the mark.

You can hear more from Tommy on Sotomayor TV.




Sunday, May 12, 2013

Tommy Sotomayor Makes Sense: Fat Women vs Fat Men

Tommy Sotomayor proves that fat women should not be fat. Tommy is particularly tough on fat Black women but he also proves that fat men are cool with being lard asses and that fat women are a pain in the ass about being fatings. Tommy pulls no punches in the above video. If any of you fat bitches want the truth STFU and listen to Tommy. After that, either accept your blubber, yeast infections, diabetes, COPD, joint problems, heart problems, sleep apnea ect ect ect or go on a fucking diet.

Tommy Sotomayor is one Nigga who tells it like it is. Tommy makes the point that we fat assed guys know that we are fat asses and that we don't give a fuck and we don't bitch about it. That being said, I would ask all the angry man hating, skinny girl hating fat girls to STFU and subscribe to Tommy's You Tube Channel. Tommy Sotomayor, being a proud man of color, does not mince words nor does he sugar coat anything he says because if he did you'd probably eat that too.

We at NAAFA would like to thank Tommy for defending Tyrese from a flabblanche of attacks from the cyber hordes of fat angry man hating ho's at Fat & Sassy.

We would also like to remind Tommy that the grass is always greener and to warn all the brothas that porking fat White girls/sows has just as many pit falls as porking fat Black girls/sows. This problem with hyper fattitude is not unique among fat Black women. White women are just as bad but tend to take a more passive/agressive attitude and tact. Sure fat women like Monique, Oprah and Star Jones are class A cunts but so are Rosie O'Donnell, Linda Trip, Tonya Harding and the heads of NAAFA. People like fat guys from John Belushi to Ruben Studdard but who likes Rosie O'Donnell and Star Jones? This is not unique to race. It boils down to one thing. Women regardless of their *race should not be fat!

 * We at Bigger Fatter Politics and NAAFA prescribe to the idea that there is one race and that is the human race. While Tommy may be correct about fat Black women being worse than fat White women, fat White women IMO are every bit as beastial and fat Black women. I have never seen Black women sprouting pig bristles on their chins like you see on so many fat White women so I don't think that high levels of testosterone and sluttish behaviors are unique among fat dark chocolate mama's. Big Bertha the fat White trash trailer tramp land whale is every bit as mannish, jealous, nasty, aggressive, trifling, and smelly as Shalunga the fat gehtto monkey ho.

Americans Killed by Terrorists

Journal of the American Medical Association: Dr Barbara Starfield: Iatrogenic Deaths-250,000/Year


Iatrogenic deaths are deaths caused by doctor blunders. This does not count the 200,000 + deaths caused by adverse drug reactions and the 100,000 + deaths caused by health care aquired infections.  

Below is the number of Americans killed by terrorists since 1920. Read it and then ask yourself what is a greater threat to you. Muslims or American doctors. Then look up the data for how many Amercans are killed by smoking, military combat, obesity, guns, recreational drug use and car accidents. Then ask yourself just how fucked up are our priorities. My conclusion is that doctors are dangerous.

Terrorist Attacks in the U.S. or Against Americans

The following timeline lists terrorist attacks against the United States and Americans living either in the U.S. or abroad.
Sept. 16, New York City: TNT bomb planted in unattended horse-drawn wagon exploded on Wall Street opposite House of Morgan, killing 35 people and injuring hundreds more. Bolshevist or anarchist terrorists believed responsible, but crime never solved.
Jan. 24, New York City: bomb set off in historic Fraunces Tavern killed 4 and injured more than 50 people. Puerto Rican nationalist group (FALN) claimed responsibility, and police tied 13 other bombings to the group.
Nov. 4, Tehran, Iran: Iranian radical students seized the U.S. embassy, taking 66 hostages. 14 were later released. The remaining 52 were freed after 444 days on the day of President Reagan's inauguration.
Lebanon: Thirty US and other Western hostages kidnapped in Lebanon by Hezbollah. Some were killed, some died in captivity, and some were eventually released. Terry Anderson was held for 2,454 days.
April 18, Beirut, Lebanon: U.S. embassy destroyed in suicide car-bomb attack; 63 dead, including 17 Americans. The Islamic Jihad claimed responsibility.
Oct. 23, Beirut, Lebanon: Shiite suicide bombers exploded truck near U.S. military barracks at Beirut airport, killing 241 marines. Minutes later a second bomb killed 58 French paratroopers in their barracks in West Beirut.
Dec. 12, Kuwait City, Kuwait: Shiite truck bombers attacked the U.S. embassy and other targets, killing 5 and injuring 80.
Sept. 20, east Beirut, Lebanon: truck bomb exploded outside the U.S. embassy annex, killing 24, including 2 U.S. military.
Dec. 3, Beirut, Lebanon: Kuwait Airways Flight 221, from Kuwait to Pakistan, hijacked and diverted to Tehran. 2 Americans killed.
April 12, Madrid, Spain: Bombing at restaurant frequented by U.S. soldiers, killed 18 Spaniards and injured 82.
June 14, Beirut, Lebanon: TWA Flight 847 en route from Athens to Rome hijacked to Beirut by Hezbollah terrorists and held for 17 days. A U.S. Navy diver executed.
Oct. 7, Mediterranean Sea: gunmen attack Italian cruise ship, Achille Lauro. One U.S. tourist killed. Hijacking linked to Libya.
Dec. 18, Rome, Italy, and Vienna, Austria: airports in Rome and Vienna were bombed, killing 20 people, 5 of whom were Americans. Bombing linked to Libya.
April 2, Athens, Greece:A bomb exploded aboard TWA flight 840 en route from Rome to Athens, killing 4 Americans and injuring 9.
April 5, West Berlin, Germany: Libyans bombed a disco frequented by U.S. servicemen, killing 2 and injuring hundreds.
Dec. 21, Lockerbie, Scotland: N.Y.-bound Pan-Am Boeing 747 exploded in flight from a terrorist bomb and crashed into Scottish village, killing all 259 aboard and 11 on the ground. Passengers included 35 Syracuse University students and many U.S. military personnel. Libya formally admitted responsibility 15 years later (Aug. 2003) and offered $2.7 billion compensation to victims' families.
Feb. 26, New York City: bomb exploded in basement garage of World Trade Center, killing 6 and injuring at least 1,040 others. In 1995, militant Islamist Sheik Omar Abdel Rahman and 9 others were convicted of conspiracy charges, and in 1998, Ramzi Yousef, believed to have been the mastermind, was convicted of the bombing. Al-Qaeda involvement is suspected.
April 19, Oklahoma City: car bomb exploded outside federal office building, collapsing wall and floors. 168 people were killed, including 19 children and 1 person who died in rescue effort. Over 220 buildings sustained damage. Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols later convicted in the antigovernment plot to avenge the Branch Davidian standoff in Waco, Tex., exactly 2 years earlier. (See Miscellaneous Disasters.)
Nov. 13, Riyadh, Saudi Arabia: car bomb exploded at U.S. military headquarters, killing 5 U.S. military servicemen.
June 25, Dhahran, Saudi Arabia: truck bomb exploded outside Khobar Towers military complex, killing 19 American servicemen and injuring hundreds of others. 13 Saudis and a Lebanese, all alleged members of Islamic militant group Hezbollah, were indicted on charges relating to the attack in June 2001.
Aug. 7, Nairobi, Kenya, and Dar es Salaam, Tanzania: truck bombs exploded almost simultaneously near 2 U.S. embassies, killing 224 (213 in Kenya and 11 in Tanzania) and injuring about 4,500. 4 men connected with al-Qaeda 2 of whom had received training at al-Qaeda camps inside Afghanistan, were convicted of the killings in May 2001 and later sentenced to life in prison. A federal grand jury had indicted 22 men in connection with the attacks, including Saudi dissident Osama bin Laden, who remained at large.
Oct. 12, Aden, Yemen: U.S. Navy destroyer USS Cole heavily damaged when a small boat loaded with explosives blew up alongside it. 17 sailors killed. Linked to Osama bin Laden, or members of al-Qaeda terrorist network.
Sept. 11, New York City, Arlington, Va., and Shanksville, Pa.: hijackers crashed 2 commercial jets into twin towers of World Trade Center; 2 more hijacked jets were crashed into the Pentagon and a field in rural Pa. Total dead and missing numbered 2,9921: 2,749 in New York City, 184 at the Pentagon, 40 in Pa., and 19 hijackers. Islamic al-Qaeda terrorist group blamed. (See September 11, 2001: Timeline of Terrorism.)
June 14, Karachi, Pakistan: bomb explodes outside American consulate in Karachi, Pakistan, killing 12. Linked to al-Qaeda.
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May 12, Riyadh, Saudi Arabia: suicide bombers kill 34, including 8 Americans, at housing compounds for Westerners. Al-Qaeda suspected.
May 29–31, Riyadh, Saudi Arabia: terrorists attack the offices of a Saudi oil company in Khobar, Saudi Arabia, take foreign oil workers hostage in a nearby residential compound, leaving 22 people dead including one American.
June 11–19, Riyadh, Saudi Arabia: terrorists kidnap and execute Paul Johnson Jr., an American, in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. 2 other Americans and BBC cameraman killed by gun attacks.
Dec. 6, Jeddah, Saudi Arabia: terrorists storm the U.S. consulate, killing 5 consulate employees. 4 terrorists were killed by Saudi security.
Nov. 9, Amman, Jordan: suicide bombers hit 3 American hotels, Radisson, Grand Hyatt, and Days Inn, in Amman, Jordan, killing 57. Al-Qaeda claimed responsibility.
Sept. 13, Damascus, Syria: an attack by four gunman on the American embassy is foiled.
Jan. 12, Athens, Greece: the U.S. embassy is fired on by an anti-tank missile causing damage but no injuries.
Dec. 11, Algeria: more than 60 people are killed, including 11 United Nations staff members, when Al Qaeda terrorists detonate two car bombs near Algeria's Constitutional Council and the United Nations offices.
May 26, Iraq: a suicide bomber on a motorcycle kills six U.S. soldiers and wounds 18 others in Tarmiya.
June 24, Iraq: a suicide bomber kills at least 20 people, including three U.S. Marines, at a meeting between sheiks and Americans in Karmah, a town west of Baghdad.
June 12, Afghanistan: four American servicemen are killed when a roadside bomb explodes near a U.S. military vehicle in Farah Province.
July 13, Afghanistan: nine U.S.soldiers and at least 15 NATO troops die when Taliban militants boldly attack an American base in Kunar Province, which borders Pakistan. It's the most deadly against U.S. troops in three years.
Aug. 18 and 19, Afghanistan: as many as 15 suicide bombers backed by about 30 militants attack a U.S. military base, Camp Salerno, in Bamiyan. Fighting between U.S. troops and members of the Taliban rages overnight. No U.S. troops are killed.
Sept. 16, Yemen: a car bomb and a rocket strike the U.S. embassy in Yemen as staff arrived to work, killing 16 people, including 4 civilians. At least 25 suspected al-Qaeda militants are arrested for the attack.
Nov. 26, India: in a series of attacks on several of Mumbai's landmarks and commercial hubs that are popular with Americans and other foreign tourists, including at least two five-star hotels, a hospital, a train station, and a cinema. About 300 people are wounded and nearly 190 people die, including at least 5 Americans.
Feb. 9, Iraq: a suicide bomber kills four American soldiers and their Iraqi translator near a police checkpoint.
April 10, Iraq: a suicide attack kills five American soldiers and two Iraqi policemen.
June 1, Little Rock, Arkansas: Abdulhakim Muhammed, a Muslim convert from Memphis, Tennessee, is charged with shooting two soldiers outside a military recruiting center. One is killed and the other is wounded. In a January 2010 letter to the judge hearing his case, Muhammed asked to change his plea from not guilty to guilty, claimed ties to al-Qaeda, and called the shooting a jihadi attack "to fight those who wage war on Islam and Muslims."
Dec. 25: A Nigerian man on a flight from Amsterdam to Detroit attempted to ignite an explosive device hidden in his underwear. The explosive device that failed to detonate was a mixture of powder and liquid that did not alert security personnel in the airport. The alleged bomber, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, told officials later that he was directed by the terrorist group Al Qaeda. The suspect was already on the government's watch list when he attempted the bombing; his father, a respected Nigerian banker, had told the U.S. government that he was worried about his son's increased extremism.
Dec. 30, Iraq: a suicide bomber kills eight Americans civilians, seven of them CIA agents, at a base in Afghanistan. It's the deadliest attack on the agency since 9/11. The attacker is reportedly a double agent from Jordan who was acting on behalf of al-Qaeda.
May 1, New York City: a car bomb is discovered in Times Square, New York City after smoke is seen coming from a vehicle. The bomb was ignited, but failed to detonate and was disarmed before it could cause any harm. Times Square was evacuated as a safety precaution. Faisal Shahzad pleads guilty to placing the bomb as well as 10 terrorism and weapons charges.
May 10, Jacksonville, Florida: a pipe bomb explodes while approximately 60 Muslims are praying in the mosque. The attack causes no injuries.
Oct. 29: two packages are found on separate cargo planes. Each package contains a bomb consisting of 300 to 400 grams (11-14 oz) of plastic explosives and a detonating mechanism. The bombs are discovered as a result of intelligence received from Saudi Arabia's security chief. The packages, bound from Yemen to the United States, are discovered at en route stop-overs, one in England and one in Dubai in the United Arab Emirates.
Jan. 17, Spokane, Washington: a pipe bomb is discovered along the route of the Martin Luther King, Jr. memorial march. The bomb, a "viable device" set up to spray marchers with shrapnel and to cause multiple casualties, is defused without any injuries.
Sept. 11, Benghazi, Libya: militants armed with antiaircraft weapons and rocket-propelled grenades fire upon the American consulate, killing U.S. ambassador to Libya Christopher Stevens and three other embassy officials. U.S. secretary of state Hillary Clinton said the U.S. believed that Al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb, a group closely linked to Al Qaeda, orchestrated the attack.
Feb. 1, Ankara, Turkey: Ecevit Sanli detonates a bomb near a gate at the U.S. Embassy. Sanli dies after detonating the bomb. One Turkish guard is also killed. Didem Tuncay, a respected television journalist, is injured in the blast. Unlike the bombing at the embassy in Benghazi last September, the U.S. government immediately calls the bombing a terrorist attack. According to Turkish officials, the attack is from the Revolutionary People's Liberation Party, which has been labeled a terrorist organization by the U.S. and other nations.
April 15, Boston, Mass.: multiple bombs explode near the finish line of the Boston Marathon. Two bombs go off around 2:50 in the afternoon as runners finish the race. At least three people are killed. One is an eight year old boy. More than 170 people are injured. Three days later, the FBI releases photos and video of two suspects in the hope that the public can help identify them. Just hours after the FBI releases the images, the two suspects rob a gas station in Central Square then shoot and kill a MIT police officer in his car. Afterwards, the two men carjack a SUV and tell the driver that they had set off the explosions at the marathon. Police pursue the vehicle into Watertown. During the shootout, a MBTA officer is shot and one of the suspects, identified as Tamerlan Tsarnaev, age 26, is killed. A suicide vest is found on his body. The other suspect, Dzhokhar A. Tsarnaev, age 19, remains at large for several hours, causing a massive manhunt and lockdown for all of Boston, Cambridge, and many other surrounding communities. The manhunt ends when he is found alive, but seriously injured, hiding in a boat behind a house in Watertown. The two suspects are brothers and had been living together on Norfolk Street in Cambridge. They have lived in the U.S. for about a decade, but are from an area near Chechnya, a region in Russia.

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Eat Like You Mean It!

The words, "eat like you mean it" have been spoken by many a man hating fat girl dyke to the other man hating fat girl dyke but now I, Fat Bastard am saying them -- and no, I am not referring to the nasty skanky sweaty yeasty hole of a fat girl. I'm referring to the greatest thing on the planet -- FOOD FOOD -- GLORIOUS FOOD!

To get you motivatined, here is some foodspiration. 

For all of you are there in a feeder feedee relationship please know that the immortal words "eat like you mean it" can be the most motivating words a feeder can say to his feedee.

The SSBBW eats like she means it!

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Childhood Obesity Fat Kids Are Cute

From 500 Pound Peep

"Willa Wonka comparisons, I had the thought when I saw part of the old Willy Wonka film recently, that Augustus Gloop was barely fat! This first kid would barely register on anyone's mind as "fat" maybe just a little large today but I remembering the 1970s watching this movie with a class, he was seen as horribly fat!"

This proves my point. Fat kids are cute. The original Augustus Gloob from the Gene Wilder version of Willy Wonka was practically an anorexic  bean pole and a poor representation of a fat kid. Today's Augustus Gloop in the Johnny Depp version of  Willy Wonka is the proper representation of a young fatling.

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Rachael Ray Fat Again

Fat girl Rachel Ray in the throes of an explosive foodgasm!

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Many people were disappointed when mature MILF Paula Deen the butter Queen lost massive amounts of weight and they were further shocked and dismayed to find out that her family lost in excess of 200 pounds. There have been a lot of weight loss sellouts lately but thankfully Rachel Ray is reaching blimp like proportions. Her ham arms are becoming impressive and she is developing throat blubber. The question is, now that she is fatter than Paula Deen will she ever reach the massive size of the Barefoot Contessa Ina Garten? She's seems to be on the fat fastrack to do just that!

Rachael Ray has never been what you would call skinny but her voluptuous figure and that very sexy junk in the trunk made her a fat boy's heartthrob. Now, Rachel Ray is just another boring and mouthy fat girl. The fat admirers and the angry jealous fat girls in the fat acceptance movement are probably thrilled that Rachel Ray has joined the ranks of the rotund but us fat boys are extremely disappointed. What is hotter than a normal sized woman who can cook the greatest TV watching finger food in the world? The only thing hotter than that is the sun. Now Rachael is waddling around the kitchen and eating like a pig.

Fat boys are cheering for Rachel to get back to her fighting weight. We know that the fatter you get the more of our food you will eat. Fat boys and fat girls are in a battle for your soul Ms. Ray. The fat girls want you to join their ranks and we fat boys who love you the most want you to get back to when you were sexy.

If we want to watch a sloppy fat girl cook we can watch that snobby high brow Barefoot Contessa Ina Garten cook her crap that no self-respecting fat man would eat. Now all we have to watch as we are fulfilling our lust for food pornography is Paula Deen but even with that she's making healthy dishes. Luckily we fatties have Epic Meal Time and hopefully they will add skinny girl to cook the food and then eat the food.

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UPDATE: Rachel Ray's husband is a sex freak and serial cheater. Fat wives can drive husbands into the arms of other women. Exclusive! Rachel Ray's Hubby's Cheating Ways!

UPDATE: Rachel is now in FULL BLIMP MODE! YUK!

Pigs like Rachel Ray, Emril, Malto Mario, and  Ina Garten are contributing to the gluttony epidemic. They have shirked their social responsibility to educate you lard asses about healthy food and in the process, they have damaged America. They know better but they don't give fuck so fuck you-you fucking pigs.

Monday, May 6, 2013

Happy Fat Girl Forum

Most fat girls are not very happy and why should they be? They have nagging health problems like yeast infections, friction thigh syndrome, under tit rashes, boils, hormonal syndrome and hate skinny girl syndrome.

There is an exception to every rule and Happy Fat Girl Forum seems to be that exception. Unlike the crazy fat girl sites Happy Fat Girl is not a bunch of man hating whiners and malcontents. The site has many positive articles that provide good information.

Happy Fat Girl is not against wieght loss diets. Perhaps they also know that most females should not be fat. These fat girls may be of the size that they are still porkable by fat guys. The are probably not like your average NAAFA beast.

My guess is that these girls still maintain a large percentage of their womanliness

UPDATE: Happy Fat Girl Forum has been gone for some time. Apparently there are so many angry bitchy fat girls that they can't stand seeing anyone who is happy and not a member of their pathetic pity party.

- Epic Meal Time = The Greatest Food Show Ever

Now that Paula Deen the butter queen has sold out and made her family lose over 200 pounds and seeing as how Malto Mario and Emeril have lost their sweep; enter EPIC MEAL TIME! This show is spiritual. There will never be anything better. That is how great it is.

I, Fat Bastard,  have always said that vegetables are what food eats and now the good folks at Epic Meal Time prove it with their stupendous MEAT SALAD!