|Fat girl Rachel Ray in the throes of an explosive foodgasm!|
Rachael Ray has never been what you would call skinny but her voluptuous figure and that very sexy junk in the trunk made her a fat boy's heartthrob. Now, Rachel Ray is just another boring and mouthy fat girl. The fat admirers and the angry jealous fat girls in the fat acceptance movement are probably thrilled that Rachel Ray has joined the ranks of the rotund but us fat boys are extremely disappointed. What is hotter than a normal sized woman who can cook the greatest TV watching finger food in the world? The only thing hotter than that is the sun. Now Rachael is waddling around the kitchen and eating like a pig.
Fat boys are cheering for Rachel to get back to her fighting weight. We know that the fatter you get the more of our food you will eat. Fat boys and fat girls are in a battle for your soul Ms. Ray. The fat girls want you to join their ranks and we fat boys who love you the most want you to get back to when you were sexy.
If we want to watch a sloppy fat girl cook we can watch that snobby high brow Barefoot Contessa Ina Garten cook her crap that no self-respecting fat man would eat. Now all we have to watch as we are fulfilling our lust for food pornography is Paula Deen but even with that she's making healthy dishes. Luckily we fatties have Epic Meal Time and hopefully they will add skinny girl to cook the food and then eat the food.
UPDATE: Rachel Ray's husband is a sex freak and serial cheater. Fat wives can drive husbands into the arms of other women. Exclusive! Rachel Ray's Hubby's Cheating Ways!