Saturday, June 29, 2013

MeMe Roth Demolishes Two Angry and Jealous Fat Girls

The jealous angry fat girls hate the slender woman, that's a given and they especially hate MeMe Roth who presents them with undeniable facts about obesity. Fat girls are very much like Republicans in that they hate facts. But more than hating MeMe Roth, they hate themselves and it shows in their denial.

Obesity really does have the exact downside the that MeMe points out but obesity also has it's upside. It's upside is the complete indulgence of our unbridled food lust. Gormandizing gluttony is glorious. FOOD GLORIOUS FOOD! FOOOOOOOOOD YUM!!!

Gluttony is a choice and so is responsible eating. Me Me has chosen to eat responsibly and the fat sows have chosen to eat with reckless abandon. IMO both are good choices but the fat sows fail to admit that they eat 6 times more than MeMe and love every second of it. Me Me Roth will probably outlive these to sows by 25 to 45 years respectively but it is not the quantity of life but rather the quality of life that matters. 40 or 50 years of total hedonistic self-indulgence beats 90 years of spartanism.  MeMe has chosen a spartan lifestyle and I Fat Bastard respect that choice even though it is not my choice. These sows that hate MeMe have chosen a gluttonous and slothful lifestyle and I, Fat Bastard, also respect that as well. What stick in my craw is the fact that these two sows are denying that there is a downside to obesity but what really chaps my hide even more than a yeast infection in my fat folds is their total denial of the fact that they and all other fatlings are hedonistic gluttons. Here is how they can shut MeMe down in three shakes of a lambs tail. They need to look at MeMe square in the eye and  say, "GLUTTONY IS GOOD!"



This brings me to a final point; FAT GIRLS CAN'T HANDLE THE FAT! If they want to talk they talk they need to waddle the walk. Unfortunately they are not waddling the walk. In other words, they are unfit to me fat. These fat girls are haters and their hatred for MeMe Roth and other slender women pales in comparison for the hatred they have for themselves.



Watch how the lovely MeMe Roth harpoons these two sows with truth and logic!

Big American Ass.

Thursday, June 27, 2013

Fat Girls Are Stinky But Why?

It's no secret other than a dirty little secret. Fat girls stink. Fat girl odor puts a worse hurt on the nose than a typical fat man's musk.

To find out why our crack investigative reporter Jenna Talia interviewed some professional muff divers and other crotch experts.

FACT: Chubby women's vaginas smell much more rancid than a thin vag. 

It's true. I ate out this fat bitch once and damn it was awful. I'm officially turned off by fat women and never want to touch them again. 
OG
ectomorph bulking  said... fatty rolls prevent air flow, = stale dank and rancid poont. Same with bitches that dont have that gap between their legs right under their vag, those who have it dont stink. 

theCT I've read plenty of times that smell is due to diet. Makes perfect sense. 
NO_Rainchecks I can vouch for this unfortunately
This is what can happen when you eat a diseased clam

  In Other News: 

A fat girl asks, "Do you think fat girls smell like cheese and sweat?"

I am trying online dating and a guy on there said all fat chicks smell like cheese and sweat. I am fat and I don't lie, none of this curvy bs, i ain't J.lo! He said everyone knows fat people have fat smell and tha fat guys smell like hot dogs, beef, pork and sweat. Why do people tink this? I am fat, bbut I shower and smell nice. Do people think some fat chicks smell like this?


A vagincologist responds:

All the fat girls I know smell bad one way or another; one of them smells like old cigarettes and garbage thats been rotting in the sun, another one smells like horse poop, the next one smells like dead fish, but you can only smell it to its full extent when she sits down real fast, so it leads me to asume that maybe her menses make her smell this way. The last one smells of yeast
and another one I know smells of sewerage.

These smells arent constant but you can get whiffs of them every now and then and it's not pleasant!

 

Why do fat girls smell like fish?

I went to happy hour with co-workers and had to sit next to this fat girl. The smell of fish was overwhlming and I about puked. I know it was her. Why do fat girls smell like this> Ugh.

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters

It's not only that they don't clean down there. When you are over weight the extra weight builds up and causes 'rolls' (sorry I know that's rude but I couldn't find another way to say it). The skin that is in the creases is basically smothered and stays hot so it sweats. A skinny girl may only need 1 bath a day whereas an over weight person may need 2 or three because of the extra sweating they do in between there 'rolls'.

Why do fat girls always smell? 

Is it old rotting food caught in their rolls?

 

Because they're fat and nasty and fuck anyone that says hello just hoping someone will actually love them.

It is because they are too fat to properly wipe the butt after taking a dump. So they wipe from back to front and things get messy and stinky. 
 

Cause their hygiene sucks and there more concerned with sitting around all day heating up there ass.

Flies don't lie!

 

How come a fat woman's crotch smells like a cross between a wet dog and a week old tuna sandwich? 

It is because of sweat no matter how many baths they take it is always hot there it gets stinky.

There is not enough room for their pussy to breath, so it stays moist, which allows bacteria to grow.

I know there are some exceptions but in general this is true. Stop rooting around in those fat pussies and the smell won't bother you anymore.


I'm not sure about being able to convince yourself that fat pussy is going smell like roses. There is going to be one sweaty box, and like Proud FA said, lots of rolls and no air for the yeast to breed. Damn  that's gross....

Besides, fat people generally smell bad anyway because they have poor diets. Those who eat clean are healthier, those who dont and eat crap food to excess just smell generally.


 

 

Sunday, June 23, 2013

Fatspiration

Because Bigger Fatter Blog is not mean to those lovely anorexic angels who post pictures of hot thinlings to inspire (thinspire) other women work towards waifdom many come here for reverse Thinspiration. As a service to this bony beauties I, Fat Bastard, thought it would be right to provide these lovelies lilies of lightness with some reverse thinspo and at the same time I thought I would provide fat folks with some fatspiration. Fatter women take note.


One place I go to see my people, my fatlings is Walmart but then I can't get to Walmart I can see them on the People of Walmart website.

Boobs on the back and front WOW!
Just one on these hefty hunny's big back boobs are bigger than both of MeMe Roth's little munchkin titties combined. Time for a silicon beef up MeMe? I hear there is an opening on the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

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What a unique shape on this gliding glutton! Perfection!

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Weebles wobble but they don't fall down! Perfection!
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See what I mean?


Deeeeelightful pretty in pink porker presents pendulous panny perfection.


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Waddling Walmart wench weighs in. Sexy SUPER SIZED BBW scooter sitting siren, stands, steps on scale and breaks it!


You can have your cake and eat it too! Big busty & buxom birthday babe spies snack!



Pull em down Pittsburgh! Steelers QB and Pedophile Big Ben Roethlisberger bangs big butted babes when he is not raping underage girls.


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Hot horny heffer harlot hogger hunny humping Harley. Plump porcine pleasuring pretty perched with something exciting between her legs flaunts fabulous flabulous fat fanny!




Skinny sexy cycle slut flaunts fine firm fanny! Chopper copper pulls them over for a better look.

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Feisty feasting fat frow front seat fill up holding her breath because they are sooooo slow at the drive-in window.

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Temptress tart teasingly trots tantalizing twat on treadmill!

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Patriotic plump rumped pretty porker proudly pummels and vanquishes virulent villain Osama bin Laden. Menacing maniacal Muslims misprize anything pertaining to pigs so what better than having a big bellied bulky bacony babe's pulsating piggy plumpness pulverizing this malevolent and misogynistic Muslim madman? USA! USA! USA! USA!


Click here for a poem glorifying gluttony.

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The Twinkie is Back!

OINK! OINK! OINK! You read tha right. THE TWINKIE IS BACK! all it right with the world! Read more here about Twinkie's triumphant return!




Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Anti Fat Rap



There are 3500 calories in a poud of fat
But you are just to fat and gluttonous to ever care about that.

Move that fat fatty. Move that fat fatty. Move that fat fatty. Move that fat!
Move that fat fatty. Move that fat fatty. Move that fat fatty. Move that fat!

Fat girl fag hag calls Richard Simmons looking for a hug
If it's deep fried and  covered with cheese she will eat a bug! 

Move that fat fatty. Move that fat fatty. Move that fat fatty. Move that fat!
Move that fat fatty. Move that fat fatty. Move that fat fatty. Move that fat!

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Fatty says that diet failure is really not her fault.
She thinks that she can lose the fat with control, delete and alt

Move that fat fatty. Move that fat fatty. Move that fat fatty. Move that fat!
Move that fat fatty. Move that fat fatty. Move that fat fatty. Move that fat!



Fatty thinks that she's all that like she's tons of fun.
When you're finished eating Fatty's just begun.

Move that fat fatty. Move that fat fatty. Move that fat fatty. Move that fat!
Move that fat fatty. Move that fat fatty. Move that fat fatty. Move that fat!


Fatty waddles into the room so large and so in charge.
Another fatty in a power chair floats in like a barge.

Move that fat fatty. Move that fat fatty. Move that fat fatty. Move that fat!
Move that fat fatty. Move that fat fatty. Move that fat fatty. Move that fat!


Multiply by the number 10 Fatty's  body weight
When you do that you will get her basal metabolic rate


She's is fat she's with a stinky ass cause she's a big food slut
She tell you her arms are too short to wipe her massive butt


She's so fat and nasty that any blind man can tell
By wheezing sounds she makes and her awful smell



Move that fat fatty. Move that fat fatty. Move that fat fatty. Move that fat!
Move that fat fatty. Move that fat fatty. Move that fat fatty. Move that fat!

Boom Shakalaka  Boom Shakalaka Boom Shakalaka Boom Shakalaka
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Move that fat fatty. Move that fat fatty. Move that fat fatty. Move that fat!
Move that fat fatty. Move that fat fatty. Move that fat fatty. Move that fat!


Boom Shakalaka  Boom Shakalaka Boom Shakalaka Boom Shakalaka
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Boom Shakalaka  Boom Shakalaka Boom Shakalaka Boom Shakalaka
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There is nothing more depressing to fat girls than a table with no food on it!
 
Boom Shakalaka  Boom Shakalaka Boom Shakalaka Boom Shakalaka
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Beacuse our Fat Acceptance blogs have so many readers and backlinks  I Fat Bastard recieve all sorts of emails from all sorts of people. Most of the time I delete them but this one piqued my interest because of my love for old school rap and hip hop I decided to post it. - Fat Bastard -