Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Why Skinny Chicks Are Better

I think that it is important to know a few things about self-esteem. First off nobody can clearly define what it is and person who did define Albert Ellis has shown that the concept self-esteem is toxic. Fat girls have high self esteem and that accounts for why they can throw so much fattitude and are generally such a pain in the ass. Fat girls have big fat egos.

Skinny girls are humble and lovable not to mention that they look and smell better than fat girls. While fat girls are generally sluts and since men like sluts their sluttiness comes with too many minuses and not enough pluses. A dis-inhibited slut is every man's dream but when you add fattitude, histrionics and chronic yeast infections it really begins to suck.

A lot of guy like it when the woman is on top in either cowgirl or reverse cowgirl position but that position with is not only impossible for if the guy is fat it is also downright dangerous. And who wants a yeast infected fat girl sitting on their face?

Now for some comparisons.

What would you rather do bone a skinny chick or pork a fat girl?

Sunday, December 28, 2014

Tape Worms For Weightloss

The Tapeworm Diet 
Swallowing the Worm!

Before my fellow fatlings and fat admires blow a gasket, keep in mind that BFB does not promote nor do we condemn weight loss diets. We do strongly condemn the barbaric butchery that is weight loss surgery and more specifically the ghastly gastric bypass procedure. Because the tapeworm diet is gaining popularity I, Fat Bastard and Proud FA have decided as a public service to our millions of readers we would report on the Tapeworm diet. While it is true that the new fat acceptance promotes obesity and gluttony we are not so naive to believe that some of our members might try to lose weight via the tapeworm diet. We feel that we would be derelict in our duty to all fatlings if we did not present the honest facts about this latest diet craze. Our readers all know that we will give it to them straight and report fairly on this and any other subject that effects the lives of fatlings.

Just the facts ma'am.

The tapeworm that is used for weight loss is the beef tapeworm. Here is what Wikipedia says about the beef tape worm.
Coach Gains proudly displaying a whopper T. saginata (Beef tapeworm) specimen fished out of the rectum of a BBW NAAFA Convention feedee who was gaining too slowly. Coach Gains, aka the Godfather of feederism knew there was a problem and quickly diagnosed a parasitic infection. A hot soap suds enema flushed this bad boy out along with 20+ pounds of foul smelling impacted fecal matterUsually fat girls have the undesirable pig tape worm from eating under cooked pork but this bad boy was the beef tapeworm. Always thinking, the resourceful Coach Gains chopped and breaded the creature, deep fried it, smothered it in alfredo sauce and served it to his feedee. She enthusiastically exclaimed that it was the best calamari she had ever eaten.

T. saginata is normally 3 meters to 5 meters in length, but can become very large, over 20 meters long in some situations. The body is whitish in color, divided into the anterior scolex, followed by a short neck and a highly extended body proper called strobila. The strobila is composed a series of ribbon-like segments called proglottids. Unlike other tapeworms the scolex does not have a rostellum or scolex armature. The scolex is composed of 4 powerful suckers. The segments are made up of mature and gravid proglottids. T. saginata is the largest of genus Taenia consisting between 1000 to 2000 proglottids and can also have a lifespan of 25 years in a hosts intestine.

The disease is relatively common in Africa, some parts of Eastern Europe, the Philippines, and Latin America. Humans become infected when they eat beef that is not cooked fully. Prevention is easy. Cook beef until it is no longer pink inside because cysticerci die at 56 degrees Celsius. Also, if beef is frozen at -5 degrees Celsius it is considered to be safe to consume.
This parasite is found anywhere where beef is eaten, even in countries like the United States where there are strict federal sanitation policies. In the U.S. the incidence of becoming infected is low, however, 25% of infected cattle are still sold.

Is ingesting the tapeworm a safe weight loss method?

Bigger Fatter Blog and NAAFA will not vouch for the safety or the efficacy of tapeworm therapy except to say that deaths and injuries from tapeworm infections are very very rare and probably will not occur in healthy individuals. Deaths from weight loss surgery on the other hand are quite common. Here is what Wikipedia has to say about the dangers of tapeworm infection.

Tapeworms are usually asymptomatic. However heavy infection often result in intestinal upset, weight loss, dizziness, abdominal pain, diarrhea, headaches, nausea, constipation, or chronic indigestion, and loss of appetite. There can be intestinal obstruction in humans and this can be alleviated by surgery. The tapeworm can also expel antigens that can cause an allergic reaction in the individual.

I, Fat Bastard, asked weight loss coach CG Brady his opinion on the safety of the tape worm dietCG Brady opined, It would seem that compared to weight loss surgery, the Atkins diet and  the other low carb schemes the tape worm is relatively safe. That being said, I could not in good conscience recommend the ingesting of a tapeworm or any other parasite for any purpose. Others may disagree and have valid points. I would say that as parasites go, the tapeworm is a far more benevolent one than the bariatric surgeon. 

I also asked Proud FA's main squeeze Thinnette her opinion on the worm and she told me that the only worm she was interested in putting inside her was Proud FA's anaconda sized one eyed wonder worm.

Compared to other weight loss methods the tape worm diet makes perfect sense for gluttons who are unable to carry the massive amounts of weight that comes with true greedy gluttony. The tapeworm and the glutton are a perfect marriage - true symbiosis!

I, Fat Bastard, may swallow the worm. As some of you know, I have moderated my gluttony for health reasons but as the leader of the New Fat Acceptance Movement I can best serve the movement by resuming my hyper gluttony. To refuse food is to dishonor our Belly God.

How does the Tape Worm Diet work?

Relax fellow fatlings, you don't have to swallow a 20 foot long live tapeworm. All the dieter needs to do is swallow the tiny tapeworm cyst. The cyst will move through your intestines and attach itself where it can gobble up a lot of the food you eat. Tapeworms are hungry critters and you have to respect that. Like so many of us fatlings they too live to eat.

Tiny tapeworm cysts when attached to the intestinal wall will eventually morph into a giant parasitic eating machines kinda like us. You won't even know you swallowed it when it is in cyst form.

Sadly the pig tapeworm is unfit for humans. The only safe tape worm is the beef tapeworm.

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Monday, November 10, 2014

Godfather's Pizza Sucks

Leave it to a money grubbing womanizing corporate moron to turn a half-way decent pizza into shit. Republican scumbag Spermin Herman Cain now is making shittier Pizzas than Poppa Johns. As a fat guy who has eaten a whole fucking lot of pizza including specialty pizzas by the Chef preceded by some of the Chef's finest sticky green (for medicinal purposes only) I can safely say that I, Fat Bastardo am a pizza expert. Godfather's Pizza was IMO never very good even for a chain pizza but it didn't used to suck but Spermin Herman has cheapened up his pies to the point where I would not even feed one to one of Proud FA's feedees.

Here is what a Google search revealed about Godfather's Pizza.

  1. Herman Cain continues to perpatrate "Godfather's Pizza" fraud ...

    Oct 1, 2011 - 11 posts - ‎2 authors
    And if you look you will see that "Godfather's Pizza" took a nose dive,( Cain changed the pizza recipe and it sucks now). The only way they kept ...
TASTE TEST: Herman Cain Turned Godfather's Into Cheap ...
Oct 19, 2011 - Godfather's pizza apparently sucks. At least that was the overwhelming conclusion from Politico's recent blind taste test. They lined up five pizza 

  1. Godfather's Pizza - CLOSED - Seattle, WA | Yelp › Restaurants › Pizza

     Rating: 2.5 - ‎2 reviews
    2 Reviews of Godfather's Pizza CLOSED "Chain pizzas even though being 'chains' are ... On the east coast, and most of the south Godfather's Pizza SUCKS.

  2. › Restaurants › Pizza


     Rating: 1.5 - ‎3 reviews - ‎Price range: $
    3 Reviews of Godfather's Pizza CLOSED "This location closed this summer of '09, shortly after my son and I ... The reason my friend's is that the pizza sucks.


    Daily Kos

    Godfather's Pizza sucks. 2 entries. Most Recent Current Rec'd. All Time Rec'd. Best of Tag Prolific Authors Recommended Authors ...

  4. Oct 19, 2011 - 63 posts - ‎10 authors
    This is relevant how? The guy left there in 1995... And this passes for quality journalism. If you can't model the past, where you know the answer ...
    Herman Cain is a lunatic. Also, Godfather's Pizza sucks. - Medical ...

    Also, Godfather's Pizza sucks. - Speaketh the Truth. Posted: Oct 6th, 2011 - 6:03 pm In Reply to: yeah right - sm. Your promoting of Cain speaks volumes about ...
    Who is the president of Godfather's Pizza? - Yahoo Answers

    Jan 27, 2012 - TELL HIM THIS PIZZA SUCKS! ... Related Questions. Is thatgodfathers pizza as bad as Herman cane being president? Why Was Herman Cain ...
    Why would you trust Herman Cain to run the country when Godfather ...
    Oct 25, 2011 - That's one reason, I agree. .

Thursday, November 6, 2014

The Failure of Fat Acceptance

.... was caused by the National Association Advancing Fat Acceptance and its phony condemnation of feederism. Feederism was the cornerstone of fat acceptance.

Gluttony denial was the final nail in the coffin.

An Angry Jealous Fat Girl Attacks

It is a proven fact that fat men are jolly and fat girls are MEANER than cat piss and that's mean! I, Fat Bastardo posted some Bible quotes regarding gluttony and and angry jealous fat girl attacked me. The words I posted were God's words not mine.

Here is what I, Fat Bastardo wrote:

Some people think that gluttony is the moral failing that causes obesity. Some people think that people have a choice as to what they eat.
Some people see obesity as the result of gluttony and they see gluttony as a moral failing.
Pride is one of the 7 deadly sins. Fat people are often pride full. What people call shame is often a much needed dose of humility.
Many people accused of fat shaming are worried about the fat person's health.
Gluttony is one of the 7 deadly sins.
Philippians 3:19 Their end is destruction, their god is their belly, and they glory in their shame, with minds set on earthly things.
Proverbs 23:20-21 Be not among drunkards or among gluttonous eaters of meat, for the drunkard and the glutton will come to poverty, and slumber will clothe them with rags.
Proverbs 23:2 And put a knife to your throat if you are given to appetite

Angry Jealous Snorlax Attacks Slender Human!

Here is what the raging snarling snorlax said.

ChooseKindnessOverBullying (Guest Snorlax):

"And put a knife to your throat if you are given to appetite"
I'm not going to kill myself because I'm fat, My gluttony is doing that! YOU'RE the one who should be feeling goddamned ashamed and guilty as sin for suggesting such a thing you evil fucking piece of shit. I would never tell anyone to kill themselves (I just make excuses for them) regardless of what they had done and being fat is not on a level with gravely immoral things like rape or murder or child molestation, I'm not going to tolerate being lectured on the bible, the ten commandments don't say anything about rape being forbidden because apparently it's more important to worship god and worship only one specific god than it is to not rape women so you can fuck off you asshole. Why don't you do something about the amount of sexual abuse in the catholic church instead of telling fat people to hate their bodies, you are telling fat people to commit suicide, how does it feel to have crossed a moral event horizon like that, huh? You fucking bully. Why don't YOU have the humility to not tell people to KILL THEMSELVES because of their weight or because they like to eat? Arrogant prick. I guess no one ever taught you to have some basic human decency so you wouldn't post shit telling people to commit suicide because they're fat. We are already ccommittingsuicide with our food lust. You don't know SHIT about me so HOW DARE YOU fucking judge me to be worthy of death because of my weight, just how fucking unkind can you get? And I barely even eat meat unless it is deep fried thank you very much. 

There are fat vegetarians and fat vegans. I know because I eat them! There are so many reasons why people become fat, a lot of disabled and mentally ill people are fat because it makes it harder to exercise, because it makes it harder to eat healthy, because of the medication, and some people are just naturally larger, like me. I have Snorlax DNA. My parents had me on diets when I was a kid and I wasn't even fat at all, my mother had an eating disorder was a glutton and she passed it on to me and that's a big part of why my weight is the way it is combined with the depression and my disabilities which make it very hard for me to cook for myself, so many of the diet foods replace actual food ingredients with substitutes that aren't real food, I am not going to apologize for nourishing my body with REAL FOOD, you are just some judgmental trolling asshole someone telling the truth on the internet who lacks empathy, you disgust me I'm a wining fat girl pig and I disgust myself.

I Fat Bastardo responded:
Don't kill yourself because you are fat. There are a lot better reasons for why someone like you should commit suicide. 
I am merely quoting God. If you have a problem with the Bible take it up with God right before he burns you in the fires of hell for all eternity. You have the temerity to accuse me of bullying yet you have bullied me but since I am not a panty waste like you I laugh at your pathetic attempt to wound me. 
Again, I am not telling anyone to kill themselves... God is! 
Here are some reason for why you may want to consider suicide. 

1. You are a fat girl and any man who hooks up with you will most likely be settling for what he sees and second best.

2. Fat girls make bad mothers and are more likely to abuse their kids. Here's proof of that.

3. Fat girls are far more likely to have a STD. Here's the proof of that.

4. Fat girls are more likely to have a baby with birth defects. Here's proof of that. 

You are fat because it is what you choose. It is called gluttony. Gluttony is fine for men because fat men are jolly but you fat girls are anything but jolly. Here is proof of that.

Men like fit and healthy women. It's called nature. Your argument is not with me it is with nature, reality and God.

Saturday, October 11, 2014

Female Feeders Feeding Fatties

Some things are rare, Some things are quite rare and some things are extremely whereas some things are a dime a dozen.  Something quite rare is the male calico cat. About 1 in 3000 calico cats is male. That's quite rare. Skinny chicks are rare and while the Chef prefers his ladies like his steaks, "on the thick side and pink in the middle" I Fat Bastardo prefer my women like my pizza, i.e. thing hot and dripping with sauce, Thin chicks are becoming quite rare and fat girls and plumpers are a dime a dozen these days but the extremely rare things like the white buffalo, a Honus Wagner baseball card, A $20 double eagle gold piece, a fat man with or a fat girl without a vaginal yeast infection. The most rare thing on planet Earth may be the female feeder,

One would think that there would be an equal number of male and female feeders but as we all know this is not now nor has it ever been the case. Let's apply some conventional wisdom to this reality. Fatties are most happy when we are eating and as humans we enjoy giving pleasure to and recieving pleasure from other humans so it would follow that there would be an equal number of male and female feedees and feeders.

Feedersism, once the cornerstone of fat acceptance has always been skinny guys feeding fat girls, but why? Why when the female is the nurturer are there not any female feeders and male feedees? There maybe some fat bull dyke lesbians aka fat feminists who take the male role and feed fat girls but do fat feminists really count as female of even human for that matter?

There must be a lot of fat guys longing for a female feedee to feed them. Before Rachel Ray got all fat and nasty she was the fantasy feeder chick and poster girl for every self-respecting fat guy. What would be hotter than Rachel Ray sitting on your lap wearing nothing but and apron and feeding you? I mean, what fat guy doesn't want to be Mr Rachel Ray?! Now that Rachel got all fat and nasty that fantasy is ruined at least until she de-porks. Now she is the fantasy of every skinny feeder.

Rachel Ray. has a foodgasm.. "it tastes so...HHHNNNNRRGGGHHHHH!!!" says Rachael. :P
Rachael Ray in the throes of an explosive foodgasm.
Rumor has it that Rachel Ray is divorced and has slimmed down and on a man hunt.

Sadly feederism is still guy feeding and fucking fat girls.

Gallery of Feeders and Feedees

This hot but clueless female feeder is making two crucial errors. First lean meat with no cheese is unappealing to fat lings and lean guys cannot be turned into feedees. Find yourself a big fat lummox like me Fat Bastardo or Dr Bear. This image is really former Dean of Feederism Proud FA and his hot wife Thinnette.  

The Wise Feeder Uses a Mix of Sweet and Savory. Not the Bacon and Kit Kat Bars.

Tube Feeders are Feederism's Elite!

Thursday, October 9, 2014

Fat Guys in the Woods

Fat Guys In The Woods is quickly becoming my favorite relality show when I first saw the show I thought that it would be another fat exploitation show like the Biggest Loser but I was pleasantly surprised to see how great all the fat guys have done when put into survival mode.

Fat girls would swoon over Creek Stewart
The Weather Channel's Survival Expert, Creek Stewart, will train these fat guys in how to build shelter, start fire and hunt with nothing but their bare hands, and maybe a condom or a gum wrapper. Three men, one week and one objective: to learn the skills that make a man... a man. This show is not about making fun of fat guys. It's about giving regular Joes the chance to do something they've only seen done by Brad Pitt-types.

We all know that fat guys kick ass and the guests on Fat Guys In The Woods prove that episode after episode. This is not to say that skinny guys would not do as well, it speaks very well too men in general.

What about a show called Fat Girls In The Woods? That would go over like lead balloon. People would watch it for sure but it would never get on the air. The jealous angry man hating fat girls would have a conniption fit,

Imagine how jealous angry man hating fat girls would behave if they were forced to survive in the woods for a week with no Doritos. It would be a hilarious drama queen fest. I would watch it just for laughs. In the show Fat Guys In the Woods the fat guys get taken out of their natural habitat, the sofa and put in the woods as sort of a character builder and so far all have passed with flying colors and except for a couple of them crying like a couple of pussies they made me Fat Bastardo proud, Fat guys can adapt!

Fat Guys in the Woods can be seen on the Weather Channel, I for one would like to see Fat Girls is the Woods. I could use a good laugh. What the fat men learn is confidence and the need to make life style changes. What fat girls would learn is that can't survive without men.

Monday, September 29, 2014

Anorexia Death Rate: The Truth About Anorexia

Fat girls desperately photoshopped this image
There are according too the CDC 200,000 people with Anorexia Nervosa in the US and less than 150 deaths per year.  There are 400,000 annual deaths from obesity. Why is everyone focused on the death of 1 famous person in the entire world that happens about every 20 years like Karen Carpenter when we fatties are facing an epidemic? WAKE UP!


 2001 Feb;5(1):41-6.

Death from anorexia nervosa: age span and sex differences.


The purpose of this study was to assess characteristics of individuals who died from anorexia nervosa by assessing the frequency with which anorexia nervosa is listed as a causal factor related to the death of individuals in the USA. Data from over 10 million death records (all National Center for Health Statistic registered deaths in the USA for 1986-90) were examined for mention of anorexia nervosa as a primary or contributing cause of death. Only 724 were found, which equals an average of 145 annual deaths, and a rate of 6.73 per 100,000 deaths. The age and sex distribution suggests two fatal forms of anorexia nervosa, an early-onset form comprising 89% women and a later form comprising 24% men. The findings suggest that the mortality risk from current anorexia nervosa may be lower than formerly supposed and that it is not confined to young adults and adolescents.

FACT TIME: There are 145 deaths from anorexia per year in the US.

FACT TIME: There are nearly 400,000 deaths from obesity.

You pathetic jealous fat girls had better think about your fat disgusting selves and stow your unctuous concern about slender women. Now for some contrasts and comparisons.

HAES mean health at every size!


Angry vindictive fat ranting jealous fat girl Joy Nash

Kiss our hot sexy asses you jealous man hating fat girls. You know you want to.

Haters don't really hate you they hate themselves because you are a refection of what they wish to be.