Tuesday, March 25, 2014

The Glutton Quiz

A genius named Lardy123 came up with the glutton quiz! This guy should win the Nobel Prize and the Congressional Medal Of Honor.


I took the quiz and here are my results!

How much of a glutton are you?
Fat Bastardo's Results: Huge!
Impressive! You have no limits when it comes to food, and pigging out is daily for you. You love food, and gaining weight. You probably have a huge gut with several rolls and large lovehandles! Be proud, and have a doughnut in celebration! You eat alot.
Quite big
Only slight
Not at all!

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Sunday, March 23, 2014

Skinny Girls Make Better Lovers

It's not rocket science it's engineering and mechanics. A lot of guys claim that fat girls give the best head because they are always hungry but any chick or queer can learn to give a good hummer. So I reject that notion. I have been blown by both skinny chicks and fat girls and I liked the skinny chicks better because I was more turned on by their looks.

Not even Evil Kenevil would try this with a fat girl! 
Let's talk mechanics.

Skinny chicks can do it in more positions. As fat guy I like cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Who wants some fat stinky behemoth riding them? Skinny girls can move better and have more endurance so they can ride harder and longer.

Let's talk doggie style.

Fat girls have huge dimpled butts that need to be moved out of the way. You have to lift and separate in order to just get in and that is assuming you are not grossed out my the view and the smell of her dingle berries and other fat girl funk.

If you are a fat man, unless you are hung like a horse you may not even be able to achieve penetration. Even it you achieve penetration most fat girls have bad knees and can't take a good doggie style pounding.

Is this bestiality or cruelty to an animal? 

Skinny girls can get into any and all sexual positions and they can be penetrated in any position even if you are a fat guy who's hung like a chipmunk. Skinny girls smell better and they look better.

Fat guys have a saying... The fatter the hide the better the ride!

An exhausted Fat Bastardo being ridden like Shamu 

Saturday, March 22, 2014

Fat Girls Stink

I'm not going to try to sugar coat this because if I sugar coat it you will probably try to eat it. Here are the fact and opinions.

  • Why do fat women smell different? - Yahoo Answers

    answers.yahoo.com › ... › Family & Relationships › Marriage & Divorce

    Jun 11, 2008 - This is quite possibly the best question ever for evoking anger on Y Answers! Using the term "Fat Women" is always a way to get responses.
  • Hey Ron! - What Should I Say to My Girl if Her Coochie Stinks ... - Vice


    May 4, 2012 - Everybody knows fat girls have smellier coochies than skinny girls, especially in the summer time. I love larger woman, and this fact of life has ...
  • Why do fat people smell?? - GirlsAskGuys.com


    I dated a plus size woman few days ago. everything goes well, great people, and company, ... Not all fat people smell like that, but if they don't take good care of ...
  • FACT: Chubby women's vaginas smell much more rancid than a thin ...

    forum.bodybuilding.com › More General Categories › Misc.

    May 30, 2011 - 20 posts - ‎18 authors
    what if a fat girl becomes skinny, then does smell go away? Native Texan .... Chubbywomen cum a ****ing ton.... uhhh, a friend told me once.
  • This Week In Bad Science Journalism: Fat People Stink, Am I Right ...


    Mar 28, 2013 - Everyone knows fat people stink, so a headline saying that science confirms that just ... housing discrimination and more, especially for women.
  • Why do fat girls always smell???? - Topix


    Jun 22, 2011 - 18 posts - ‎10 authors
    I myself have recently aquired a taste for bigger women. Especially very kind bigwomen. It sounds odd but I ... Fat smelly girls give good Bj'S.
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  • Tuesday, March 18, 2014

    Fat Girls Gender Shaming Men and Hating Skinny Girls

    Fat girls hate fat men and despise skinny women. Watch the video. Dusty Smith of The Cult of Dusty explains.

    See more stuff from The Cult of Dusty.