Thursday, April 10, 2014

How Us Fatties Wipe Our Butts



Many of us don't wipe. We wait until the stink gets to bad and then we take a shower or use the local swimming pool. Taking a crap is an adventure for us fatties. Unleashing a big steaming dump is one of life's great pleasures for a fatty but like they saying goes, "No job is finished until the paper work is done."



To do the job right you need the right tool. The butt wand has been a lifesaver for fatlings. Reaching back there is impossible for most fatlings and going in from the front can also be impossible. Fat girls who go in from the front also give themselves raging yeast infections.




Fatties can never get their butts very clean but the bidet is the best ass cleaning device currently available. In Japan, the fat friendliest country in the world, toilets come with warm water bidets and a butt dryer. HOW COOL IS THAT?!


1 comment:

Proud FA said...

The thing we used to do at NAAFA conventions was rent suite with a big hot tub. I'd put a lot of extra chlorine in it an I would let the piggies soak a long time before I would pork them. Chlorine kills yeast and other nasty organisms that fat girls carry.