Saturday, October 11, 2014

Female Feeders Feeding Fatties

Some things are rare, Some things are quite rare and some things are extremely whereas some things are a dime a dozen.  Something quite rare is the male calico cat. About 1 in 3000 calico cats is male. That's quite rare. Skinny chicks are rare and while the Chef prefers his ladies like his steaks, "on the thick side and pink in the middle" I Fat Bastardo prefer my women like my pizza, i.e. thing hot and dripping with sauce, Thin chicks are becoming quite rare and fat girls and plumpers are a dime a dozen these days but the extremely rare things like the white buffalo, a Honus Wagner baseball card, A $20 double eagle gold piece, a fat man with or a fat girl without a vaginal yeast infection. The most rare thing on planet Earth may be the female feeder,

One would think that there would be an equal number of male and female feeders but as we all know this is not now nor has it ever been the case. Let's apply some conventional wisdom to this reality. Fatties are most happy when we are eating and as humans we enjoy giving pleasure to and recieving pleasure from other humans so it would follow that there would be an equal number of male and female feedees and feeders.

Feedersism, once the cornerstone of fat acceptance has always been skinny guys feeding fat girls, but why? Why when the female is the nurturer are there not any female feeders and male feedees? There maybe some fat bull dyke lesbians aka fat feminists who take the male role and feed fat girls but do fat feminists really count as female of even human for that matter?

There must be a lot of fat guys longing for a female feedee to feed them. Before Rachel Ray got all fat and nasty she was the fantasy feeder chick and poster girl for every self-respecting fat guy. What would be hotter than Rachel Ray sitting on your lap wearing nothing but and apron and feeding you? I mean, what fat guy doesn't want to be Mr Rachel Ray?! Now that Rachel got all fat and nasty that fantasy is ruined at least until she de-porks. Now she is the fantasy of every skinny feeder.

Rachel Ray. has a foodgasm.. "it tastes so...HHHNNNNRRGGGHHHHH!!!" says Rachael. :P
Rachael Ray in the throes of an explosive foodgasm.
Rumor has it that Rachel Ray is divorced and has slimmed down and on a man hunt.

Sadly feederism is still guy feeding and fucking fat girls.

Gallery of Feeders and Feedees

This hot but clueless female feeder is making two crucial errors. First lean meat with no cheese is unappealing to fat lings and lean guys cannot be turned into feedees. Find yourself a big fat lummox like me Fat Bastardo or Dr Bear. This image is really former Dean of Feederism Proud FA and his hot wife Thinnette.  

The Wise Feeder Uses a Mix of Sweet and Savory. Not the Bacon and Kit Kat Bars.

Tube Feeders are Feederism's Elite!

Thursday, October 9, 2014

Fat Guys in the Woods

Fat Guys In The Woods is quickly becoming my favorite relality show when I first saw the show I thought that it would be another fat exploitation show like the Biggest Loser but I was pleasantly surprised to see how great all the fat guys have done when put into survival mode.

Fat girls would swoon over Creek Stewart
The Weather Channel's Survival Expert, Creek Stewart, will train these fat guys in how to build shelter, start fire and hunt with nothing but their bare hands, and maybe a condom or a gum wrapper. Three men, one week and one objective: to learn the skills that make a man... a man. This show is not about making fun of fat guys. It's about giving regular Joes the chance to do something they've only seen done by Brad Pitt-types.

We all know that fat guys kick ass and the guests on Fat Guys In The Woods prove that episode after episode. This is not to say that skinny guys would not do as well, it speaks very well too men in general.

What about a show called Fat Girls In The Woods? That would go over like lead balloon. People would watch it for sure but it would never get on the air. The jealous angry man hating fat girls would have a conniption fit,

Imagine how jealous angry man hating fat girls would behave if they were forced to survive in the woods for a week with no Doritos. It would be a hilarious drama queen fest. I would watch it just for laughs. In the show Fat Guys In the Woods the fat guys get taken out of their natural habitat, the sofa and put in the woods as sort of a character builder and so far all have passed with flying colors and except for a couple of them crying like a couple of pussies they made me Fat Bastardo proud, Fat guys can adapt!

Fat Guys in the Woods can be seen on the Weather Channel, I for one would like to see Fat Girls is the Woods. I could use a good laugh. What the fat men learn is confidence and the need to make life style changes. What fat girls would learn is that can't survive without men.