WARNING: FACTS TO FOLLOW...
|FACT: FAT PEOPLE NEED MORE FOOD!|
|PLUMP PORKERS PROTEST FOR PROPER PAY!|
When I originally thought about this article I was at Whole Foods and I noticed that there were no fatlings emplyees there and while that is fine with me I was about to unleash a flabbalanche or phony moral outrage over the fact that Whole Foods only hires thinlings but when I thought it through I realized that Walmart only hires fatlings. So I guess that not all employment discrimination is a bad thing.
Walmart's decline in sales is an example of bad management, Clearly Walmart needs bigger fatty scooters and wider aisles, As Americans get fatter they are eating more but there is a downside to this for Walmart and that is the aisle blocker. You know what I'm talking about. Here are some of the many aisle blockers you find at Walmart.
|Portly Poker Aisle Blocker In Prone Position|
|Aisle Blocking and Aisle Clearing SSBBW|
|Aisle Blocker Using Using Hockey Goalie Moves|
|Bare bellied bulbous blocker of aisles|
|BIG BAD BACK BOOBED AISLE BLOCKER|
|SEATED SEXY SOW WITH SUCKLING PIGLET|