Sunday, July 19, 2015

A Boom Shakka Lakka Bacon Wrap

Boom shakka lakka my belly is achin


Bomm shakka lakka pass me the bacon


Boom shakka lakka I love Dennys


Cartman ate so much that he killed Kenny

Fat Bastardo calls Dennys and pre orders 2 pounds of 

bacon and hash browns covered and 

smothered, shouts "I love bacon bacon bacon" the 

crowd erupts, Fat Bastardo drops the 

mic and waddles off stage and moon Linda Bacon

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Why Walmart Needs to Pay It's Employees More

It's because most Walmart employees are fat and food is expensive. The other alternative is to give them food in lieu of a paycheck.

WARNING: FACTS TO FOLLOW...



FACT: FAT PEOPLE NEED MORE FOOD!
PLUMP PORKERS PROTEST FOR PROPER PAY!
As anyone who has ever been to Walmart knows, the vast majority of Walmartians are fatlings and that is why Walmart hires mostly fatlings. Walmart wants their employees to reflect their customer base. Fatlings love other fatlings.

When I originally thought about this article I was at Whole Foods and I noticed that there were no fatlings emplyees there and while that is fine with me I was about to unleash a flabbalanche or phony moral outrage over the fact that Whole Foods only hires thinlings but when I thought it through I realized that Walmart only hires fatlings. So I guess that not all employment discrimination is a bad thing.


Walmart's decline in sales is an example of bad management, Clearly Walmart needs bigger fatty scooters and wider aisles, As Americans get fatter they are eating more but there is a downside to this for Walmart and that is the aisle blocker. You know what I'm talking about.  Here are some of the many aisle blockers you find at Walmart.

Portly Poker Aisle Blocker In Prone Position


Aisle Blocking and Aisle Clearing SSBBW 


Aisle Blocker Using Using Hockey Goalie Moves


Bare bellied bulbous blocker of aisles


BIG BAD BACK BOOBED AISLE BLOCKER
SEATED SEXY SOW WITH SUCKLING PIGLET



Saturday, July 11, 2015

Fat Hatred Continues: The Crusade Against Fat People Marches On





The Crusade against Fat People 
CLICK HERE to go to their loathsome website. Is another gluttony shaming website. Here is part of their mission statement:


We are sick and tired of idiots telling us that fatness doesn’t effect us and that we should tolerate it.  No, fuck that.  We shouldn’t have to tolerate it.  We’re here to make a stand against those people and their defense of the repulsive and reckless self-indulgence of fatness that presents a grave threat to our society.
The primary mission of this blog is twofold:
1) We aim to expose the scourge that fatness is and the disgusting / degrading nature of fat people.
2) We aim to organize this disgust and ridicule into a movement that would eliminate fat people from the face of this planet.
This blog’s secondary mission is to promote certain dietary, lifestyle, and other health tips to maintain a healthy and natural figure.
God willing, we will not stop until every last fat piece of human filth is eradicated.
To learn more about The CRUSADE AGAINST FAT PEOPLE CLICK HERE

Gluttony hatred is fat hatred and sloth hatred is fat hatred and pride hatred is fat hatred. We fatlings are a gluttonous and slothful bunch and our motto is Proud by Nature - Fat by Choice. Gluttony is an American value. After lunch let's go to their website and OINK at them!